Secret Squirrel: (describing what he thinks One Ton's problem is) It's obviously a self-esteem issue. Possibly an ego conflict, some passive-agressive irresolution, which leads to a fear of intimacy and a pathological unwillingness to commit.
Secret Factory Outlet announcement: Attention super secret shoppers, red tag special on aisle four. 40% off our entire stock of radioactive seltzer water.
This episode originally aired between the 2 Stupid Dogs episodes "Far Out Friday" and "Let's Make a Right Price."