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    sienster

    [21]Dec 29, 2006
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    The Reverse Peephole: 

    Jerry in his apartment with Kramer.

    Jerry: I have to do what?
    Kramer: All you have to do is wear the fur so Silvio thinks it's yours.
    Jerry: I'm not wearing the fur.
    Kramer: Well, then, Newman and I, we get thrown out of the building.
    Jerry: Is that right?
    Kramer: All right, why don't you just take a good, hard look at what your life will be like if I'm not around?
    Jerry: Newman, too?
    Kramer: Oh, come on, man! Well, I'll tell you what, if you do this, I'll give you that walkman you're always asking about.
    Jerry: That's my walkman!
    Kramer: And you'll get it back.
    Jerry: All right.
    Kramer: All right. Good, thanks, I owe you one.
    George: Hey.
    Kramer: Oh, hey, and by the way, uh, that walkman was broke when you gave it to me.

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    jimbo_001

    [23]Dec 29, 2006
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    Merv Griffin Show, Moviefone, selling his anecdotes (ruining the very pants I was returning)
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    lohmeyerj

    [24]Dec 29, 2006
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    1. The one where he saves the girl's pinkie toe on the runaway bus...George says..."You're Batman"....Kramer: "I am Batman"...etc.

    2. The one where Elaine is doing the cartoon for the New Yorker...Kramer can't talk but writes the caption for Elaine for what the pig should say at the complaint department....tells her to have the pig say, "my wife's a slut"

    3. The one where Kramer is doing his speech for the interns at the hospital (gonorrhea story)...he says his wife was a "coquettish habbidasher"

    4. The one where Kramer pushes Newman out of the mailtruck going after JFK's golf clubs...I think he says something like, "We lost the fatman, and I'm right on his tail Jerry"

    5. The one where he tells George he is going to Hollywood...ask George if he yearns?....George says "Kramer, you're not really going to Hollywood"...Kramer says..."Up here (pointing to his head)...I'm already gone"

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    medamaster8430

    [25]Dec 30, 2006
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    I'm gonna go with The Merv Grffin Show... AHAHAHA
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    ThatLostGuy

    [26]Jan 1, 2007
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    When Kramer is trying to convince Jerry that George's rival is "NOT CRAZY OR INSANE"!
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    aspettig

    [27]Jan 2, 2007
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    I have to agree with several of the previous posts: I definitely love the Merv Griffin Show.

    Other than that,  I would have to say: the Bro; when he put the garbage disposal in this shower; the beginning of one episode where he's in Jerry's apartment and he rearranges the furniture, has people over, and imitates Jerry; when he hires an assistant for "Kramerica"; and Moviefone.
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    urkelfan89

    [28]Jan 2, 2007
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    Kramer with an eyepatch in the Scofflaw and when he pours concrete into the washing machine in the Revenge.
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    joe_bigZ_38

    [29]Jan 3, 2007
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    lol, the merv griffin show was priceless, probably the best of kramer
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    TheCtsCornDog

    [30]Jan 3, 2007
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    "I'M OUT"

    Moviefone

    and the Mer Griffin Show
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    PB_Lover

    [31]Jan 3, 2007
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    seinfeld111690 wrote:
    dovestones wrote:
    The Merv Griffin Show.


    Your a very smart person, this is Kramer at his best


    I totally agree!
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    jwatt_88

    [32]Jan 13, 2007
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    Kramer hits a golf ball into the sea, supposedly watches it's flight, then happens to glance down toward the tee and sees the ball.
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    imfallingfast

    [33]Jan 14, 2007
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    In 'The Package' when he and Elaine are standing outside the doctors office and she tells him to go and get her chart but he doesn't know her last name....'Bennette right?'.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [34]Jan 14, 2007
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    - the Commando 3000 shower head scene where the "power" knocked Kramer over

    - him saving Little Jerry and gets pecked by the big rooster

    - him being silly-stringed with the kids down the hall (serenity now)

    - him falling down the baggage terminal

    ...just to name a few
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    spicciotti

    [35]Jan 15, 2007
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    I thought that his two best moments were when:

    1. He gets the job and he and Jerry start bickering at each other as if work was getting in the way of a relationship.

           Jerry: "Whaddaya carry in that briefcase?"

           Kramer: "Crackers"

    2. He pretends to be the moviephone guy and the real moviephone guy comes to the apartment to kill him.

         "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you wish to see?"

        Moviephone Guy In Promotional Voice: "Now open up before I kick the door down"

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    spicciotti

    [36]Jan 15, 2007
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    sienster wrote:

    The Reverse Peephole: 

    Jerry in his apartment with Kramer.

    Jerry: I have to do what?
    Kramer: All you have to do is wear the fur so Silvio thinks it's yours.
    Jerry: I'm not wearing the fur.
    Kramer: Well, then, Newman and I, we get thrown out of the building.
    Jerry: Is that right?
    Kramer: All right, why don't you just take a good, hard look at what your life will be like if I'm not around?
    Jerry: Newman, too?
    Kramer: Oh, come on, man! Well, I'll tell you what, if you do this, I'll give you that walkman you're always asking about.
    Jerry: That's my walkman!
    Kramer: And you'll get it back.
    Jerry: All right.
    Kramer: All right. Good, thanks, I owe you one.
    George: Hey.
    Kramer: Oh, hey, and by the way, uh, that walkman was broke when you gave it to me.

    Look at the brains on sienster!!! lol That was definitely one of Kramer's best!

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    Clayburn

    [37]Jan 16, 2007
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    Wow. They're all so good. I agree that all the ones you've said are his best moments. But here are the ones I think are his bestest moments:

    "Yeah. I am Batman" - Then entire bus/pinky-toe story.

    "I want to be a pirate."

    "What is that a Titelist?"

    The Fax Machine convo with Elaine. "Then maybe you have a fax machine." "You just blew my mind."

    But truly, there are just way too many. Every episode he was in had an amazing Kramer moment.
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    Spike021

    [38]Jan 18, 2007
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    Hmmm, I'd have to say the Merv Griffin show, or possibly when he was trying to put cement in the washer..lol! Oh boy, The K-Man is the bomb!

    Edited on 01/18/2007 3:04am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    kelalala_121

    [39]Jan 18, 2007
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    Every time he comes thru Jerry's door, cracks me up every time.
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    sneppo

    [40]Jan 18, 2007
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    Steveio_10 wrote:
    When he is in the nightclub chanting "HIS A N!GG@, A N!66@!" Over and over.


    lmao, I was going to say that as soon as I saw the topic.

    I just don't see Kramer the same anymore, even though I know the character and the psycho racist are separate entities.
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