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    darlingdarcy

    [41]Jan 19, 2007
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    My favorite is still when he is in Dinky Donuts and sees Joe DiMaggio in "The Note."
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    jwatt_88

    [42]Jan 20, 2007
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    "oh nooo! don't want to keep the cable guy waiting!"

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    mariokartguy

    [43]Jan 26, 2007
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    when he  has the technicolor dreamcoat and the cane, then he picks up the cane and walks by the rapping black man, and the cops catch him fighting with that hooker, and the say "turn around pimp!" and he goes "im not a pimp!" 
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    mariokartguy

    [44]Jan 26, 2007
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    i mean the hat, he picks up a hat off the ground, not a cane
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    killakc1

    [45]Jan 27, 2007
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    What up fellow Kramerites.  All of the moments mentioned were hilarious and I just wanted to add a one-liner that had me watching that scene over and over.  Obviously him coming in the door or falling all over everything is funny, but it was always Kramers subtle humor that made me laugh the most. Anyway, in the episode The Glasses from season 5, after Kramer brings in the Commando 8 air conditioner, puts it in the window, drops the blinds, and says "In-stalled" (admittedly a funny moment itself), George is eating some Rold Gold pretzels wearing the women's glasses and Kramer asks him "May I have one of those Madam?" The way he said that line left me rolling on the floor for a minute!
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    YanksWS96

    [46]Jan 30, 2007
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    I read through these and you guys missed the best Kramer moments IMO:

    - Kramer describing a Junior Mint: "It's chocolate...it's peppermint...IT'S DELICIOUS!!! It's very refreshing!"
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    NoOneIsAlone

    [47]Feb 1, 2007
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    I'M OUT!!! (The Contest)
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    sienster

    [48]Feb 6, 2007
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    I would say the Merv Griffin show was his finest moment.  But he had so many, I have to agree with just about all of the ones listed.
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    ceosmom

    [49]Feb 10, 2007
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    Don't forget, the one where he answer's Jerry's phone:

    Kramer: "Hello...Vande WHAT?  No...you're way, way off.."

    George, rushing out of the potty with his pants down: "VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!! SAY VANDELAY INDUSTRIES"!!!  George is hilarious, but it's Kramer's "what? what did I do?" look that makes the scene.

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    ebroyr2

    [50]Feb 11, 2007
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    Don't think anyone mentioned the time Kramer puts cement in the washing machine because the think the owner stole Jerry's money. Priceless physical comedy!
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    shmaller

    [51]Feb 14, 2007
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    sneppo wrote:
    Steveio_10 wrote:
    When he is in the nightclub chanting "HIS A N!GG@, A N!66@!" Over and over.


    lmao, I was going to say that as soon as I saw the topic.

    I just don't see Kramer the same anymore, even though I know the character and the psycho racist are separate entities.
    Why don't you see Kramer the same? Another question I have for you is: Why would you be as much of a jackass as Steveio 10? MICHAEL RICHARDS AND KRAMER ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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    cactuswolf1983

    [52]Feb 25, 2007
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    There are just way too many.
    But the first one that comes to mind is... (I forgot the episode) but the one where him and Newman tell the story of a baseball player, Newman says "nice game pretty boy", and in the flash back, Kramer gets hit with a loogie.  Just watching Kramer's exaggerated motion from getting hit with spit cracks me up!  There are just sooo many great Kramer moments...how can someone pick ONE?
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    cactuswolf1983

    [53]Feb 25, 2007
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    There are just way too many.
    But the first one that comes to mind is... (I forgot the episode) but the one where him and Newman tell the story of a baseball player, Newman says "nice game pretty boy", and in the flash back, Kramer gets hit with a loogie. Just watching Kramer's exaggerated motion from getting hit with spit cracks me up! There are just sooo many great Kramer moments...how can someone pick ONE?
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    WeatherDog475

    [54]Feb 27, 2007
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    The Adopted Highway
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    joe_bigZ_38

    [55]Feb 27, 2007
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    A smaller one, but still good was when he had the butter all over his body and was sunburt.
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    ebroyr2

    [56]Feb 28, 2007
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    cactuswolf1983 wrote:
    There are just way too many.
    But the first one that comes to mind is... (I forgot the episode) but the one where him and Newman tell the story of a baseball player, Newman says "nice game pretty boy", and in the flash back, Kramer gets hit with a loogie. Just watching Kramer's exaggerated motion from getting hit with spit cracks me up! There are just sooo many great Kramer moments...how can someone pick ONE?


    This was made even funnier because it parodied the film JFK! The 'magic spit theory', it captures the movie scene perfectly.
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    krussell47

    [57]Feb 28, 2007
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    I would have to say my favorite Kramer moment was the "Marine Biologist" episode.  Nothing was better than at the end when he said "Is it a titalist?...whaddya know...a hole in one!"  I damn near pissed myself.  That was definately one of my favorite episodes as well.
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    terrydelph

    [58]Mar 1, 2007
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    I love the way says "yeah" when Crazy Joe Devola asks him if is still afraid of clowns.
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    sfultz10

    [59]Mar 6, 2007
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    "Here's to feelin' good all the time."
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    Naley_Tvfan

    [60]Mar 20, 2007
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    There are so many great ones, it's hard to pick just one favorite. I love the "butter shave" episode (I think that's what it's called). I also love the episode where that woman calls him a "hipster doofus" (forgot which episode it was in).
    Edited on 03/20/2007 5:09pm
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