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Favorite Newman scene

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    sienster

    [21]Jun 13, 2008
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    sienster wrote:
    thanks stellarchick - yeah, I don't remember him ever being on the toilet.


    Yeah, Peas and Corn is a freaking idiot. If you look at his profile and all his posts - he likes to just post random crap. What a douchebag!
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    vanlord_52

    [22]Jun 18, 2008
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    My favorite Newman scene is in The Bottle Deposit, when he is driving down the road singing "Three Times A Lady" and the truck blows up.
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    vanlord_52

    [23]Jun 18, 2008
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    There is also another one I really like......I can't remember if it was in the actual episode, or if it was from a deleted scene on the DVD, when he is talking to Elaine in his apartment and he was talking about this girl, and it is something like:

    Newman: There is one other need we satisfied......
    Elaine: Oh God.
    Newman: ......Chicken wings
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    sienster

    [24]Jun 19, 2008
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    Yeah, it must be in the deleted scenes. It's not on SeinfeldScripts.com
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    revbucky

    [25]Jul 24, 2008
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    The Chicken Roaster!
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    stellarchick86

    [26]Aug 1, 2008
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    Did we ever find out what Newmans first name was? I wouldve thought that had they mentioned it, I wouldve remembered it, like Kramers first name. But if you asked me to recall it, Id have absolutely no idea lol.
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    OnePerCentClub

    [27]Aug 6, 2008
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    My favorite Newman scene is when he is deciding who will keep the bike, Kramer or Elaine. When he says that he will have to cut the bike in two like in the Bible was hilarious!!! Hahahaha I can't believe he can be that stupid.

    LG

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    jacobsaunders93

    [28]Oct 4, 2008
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    NEWMAN: That was the Vice President of the post office. I didn't get the transfer.. They knew it wasn't me doing my route!

    JERRY: How did they know?!

    NEWMAN: (Stands up) Too many people got their mail! Close to 80%. No body from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!

    JERRY: (Pleading) I tried my best!

    NEWMAN: Exactly. You're a disgrace to the uniform. (Newman takes off Jerry's mailman hat. Jerry turns his head in shame. Newman then tears the post office

    badge from Jerry's coat)

    JERRY: You know, this is your coat.
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    SVU_number_1fan

    [29]Nov 9, 2008
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    DonGorskeFan wrote:
    in the chicken roasters.

    Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

    Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you. Jerry: Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece?

    [Jerry opens container. Newman takes a piece]

    Newman: Gladly. [Newman spits it out] Newman: Vile weed! Jerry: It's Kramer isn't it? The greasy door knob the constant licking of the fingers, he's hooked to the chicken isn't he?

    Newman: Yes, now please. Someone, honey mustard. [Newman drinks mustard like Henningins ]
    omg i love that one too so funny and the one with the flees
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    TomBosley11

    [32]Nov 26, 2008
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    My favorite Newman scene would definitely have to be "The package" or mail fraud.

    "I've been waiting to haul you out of your goosey layer. And expose you to the light as the monster that you are a monster so vial."

    "Newman!"

    "There will a be a small fine."

    gold!

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    cosmokramer14

    [33]Nov 27, 2008
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    "It was raining, i don't work in the rain."-Newman, "Nor rain, nor sleet, nor ITS THE FIRST ONE."-George and the one where Newman's mail truck catches on fire because of Kramer.

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    fredde400d

    [34]Dec 4, 2008
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    The court scene in The pitch/the ticket.
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