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    frozenropes792

    [1]Aug 4, 2006
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    What's your favorite quote or dialouge between two characters?

    Mine is in The Marine Biologist, when George tells his story about the whale to Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine, and Kramer says, "What? Is that a Titelist?"

    or...

    In The Pilot, when Crazy Joe Davola jumps off the balcony and yells, "Sic Semper Tyrannis!"

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    Clayburn

    [2]Aug 4, 2006
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    "Good for the Tuna" - George Costanza

    But they're all wonderful.
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    bobgotbagels

    [3]Aug 5, 2006
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    mines from the chicken roaster

    Kramer: Stay away from the chicken! Bad chicken! Mess you up!
    Seth: That's not gonna be good for business.
    Jerry: That's not gonna be good for anybody.

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    cheersadultswim

    [4]Aug 6, 2006
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    no soup for you!-soup nazi
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    wask1212

    [5]Aug 7, 2006
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    "Do you ever get on your knees and thank god you know me and have accses to my dementia?"

    George
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    phatty_jr86

    [6]Aug 8, 2006
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    Newman in the chicken roaster : "Vile weed!"

    And, of course: "But I don't wanna be a pirate"

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    I-ce-man

    [7]Aug 11, 2006
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    Not my favorite but one of them.
    When Kramer and Newman are playing Risk in the subway and Kramer is winning and Newman says "but I have Ukraine" and Kramer says "The Ukraine is weak!" and The Ukraine dude hears him and hits the board over.
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    PeytonTheMANnin

    [8]Aug 13, 2006
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    I have to many to name...but the other day i was watching "The bizarro jerry" and noticed something HILARIOUS..Kramer is going to work to a place where he doesn't even work, and he has his suitcase and jerry goes "what do you have in there?"

    and Kramer goes....."Crackers...."

    lol
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    Gjm130

    [9]Aug 13, 2006
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    By Kramer
    "You contribute nothing to society, you know?"
    2 minutes later ...
    "I looooove you"
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    bpedrotti212

    [10]Aug 13, 2006
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    Bania after talking about his new Workout routine: "Yea I'm huge".
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    Charlie69

    [11]Aug 14, 2006
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    George in "Thge Fix Up"..

    "I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive."
    "So, hopelessness is the key?"
    "It's my only hope."
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    Gjm130

    [12]Aug 14, 2006
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    Seinfeld: "Poppee peed on my sofa!"
    just H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S
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    AvadaKedavra02

    [13]Aug 15, 2006
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    After Kramer has given blood to Jerry...

    Jerry: I can feel his blood in my body, borrowing things from my blood.

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    Zoolander53

    [14]Aug 15, 2006
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    I could never pick a favorite, there are so many. But in the epsiode where Elain is dating the "cool guy" Tony, Jerry flips up his collar and says "Hunky Tony, yea yea" or something along those lines, its absolutley hilarious. And Geoge also goes crazy about bringing sandwiches with them rock climbing... ahh that whole episode is great. I suppose if I had to pick a quote.....

    Jerry: "I'll do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me, so long as it take you away from me!"

    (To Newman in the episode where he is up for the transfer to Hawaii)
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    Killerdude9876

    [15]Aug 15, 2006
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    The Edward Scissors Hands Dialogue between Jerry's Barber and his nephew.  "That Edward scissors made a me cry"

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    animation2006

    [16]Aug 19, 2006
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    Mine would have to be when Newman gets broccoli from the chicken place and he tries it:

    Newman: Vile weed!

    Edited on 08/19/2006 7:46am
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    scottieGGGG

    [17]Aug 22, 2006
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    I've posted this on a similar thread here about a month ago... but again mine is..

    Kramer: "Maybe you have a fax machine and just don't know it.  I have of a bunch of stuff in my apartment that I don't know about.".

    Elaine: "Well then maybe YOU have a fax machine"

    Kramer: "You just blew my mind.".

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    berserker37

    [18]Aug 22, 2006
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    Mine would either have to be. . .

    "Actually the opposite of tuna would be salmon.  See because salmon swim against the current and tuna swim with it."

    OR. . .

    Kevin and Elaine in the bizzaro episode (my favorite episode).... "What are you doing?"  "Eatin' olives."  "Ever heard of asking?"

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    berserker37

    [19]Aug 22, 2006
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    Zoolander53 wrote:
    I could never pick a favorite, there are so many. But in the epsiode where Elain is dating the "cool guy" Tony, Jerry flips up his collar and says "Hunky Tony, yea yea" or something along those lines, its absolutley hilarious. And Geoge also goes crazy about bringing sandwiches with them rock climbing... ahh that whole episode is great. I suppose if I had to pick a quote.....

    Jerry: "I'll do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me, so long as it take you away from me!"

    (To Newman in the episode where he is up for the transfer to Hawaii)
    That reminds me of when Elaine tells George to step off and he looks disappointed and a little confused. I almost peed myself.
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    berserker37

    [20]Aug 22, 2006
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    [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
    Edited on 08/22/2006 6:15pm
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