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    berserker37

    [21]Aug 22, 2006
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    Man, 3 in a row I feel stupid. . . but anyway I was going to say that I have seen the one where the store has the statue of Elaine about 200 times (also the one with the swishy suit) and I complety forgot about this one line that I'm sure everyone knows that I still laugh at EVERY time I see it. . . " I don't know about you, but I'm gettin' the hankerin' for some double mint gum."  Man the first time i heard it i didn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes.  It was just one of those great deliveries.
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    Jpan5447

    [22]Aug 23, 2006
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    [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
    Edited on 08/23/2006 9:27pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Jpan5447

    [23]Aug 23, 2006
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    My favorite Seinfeld quote of all time has to be from "The Opposite" Episode

    George : My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

    Victoria: I'm Victoria, Hi.
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    GankGaGankGank

    [24]Aug 31, 2006
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    The Gymnast

    Jerry: 
    "So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
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    psufan128

    [25]Sep 1, 2006
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    "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
    or
    "You know they can be very refreshing"
    Edited on 09/01/2006 11:13am
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [26]Sep 3, 2006
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    George: The sea was angry that day my friends...like and old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
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    ceosmom

    [27]Oct 4, 2006
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    How about when Kramer gets into it with the monkey at the zoo and the staffer there asks Kramer to apologize to the monkey:

    Kramer:  Why should I apologize to him?  He started it!

    Zoo Guy:  Because, Mr. Kramer...he's an innocent primate.

    Kramer:  Well, so am I!

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    MrPerrin

    [28]May 23, 2007
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    She starts talking about her panties,so i say."What,the panties youre mother laid out for you" quality
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    ScreamingViking

    [29]May 23, 2007
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    He loves the slop his fadder was a mudder his mudder was a mudder
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    PeelingSunburn

    [30]May 30, 2007
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    GEORGE: These are the balloons? Big deal, all I see is Woody Woodpecker.

    KRAMER: You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?

    GEORGE: Yeah, what is he? Some sort of an instigator?

    KRAMER: That's right. He's a troublemaker.
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    ceosmom

    [31]May 30, 2007
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    How about:

    Elaine: "I met this attorney, we went out for dinner, I had the crab bisque, we went back to his apartment and yada, yada, yada, I never heard from him again".

    Jerry:  "but you 'yada, yada'd' over the best part!"

    Elaine:  "No, I mentioned the bisque"...

    And some classic one liners from George:

    "If every instinct I've ever had has been wrong, then the opposite of every instinct I've ever had must be right".

    "I'm George.  I'm unemployed and I live with my parents".  and...

    "A GEORGE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF...CANNOT STAND!!!"

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    Jimmay1

    [32]Jun 5, 2007
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    "You double dipped the chip!"
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    mohtontorpedo

    [33]Jul 17, 2007
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    There's WAY too many for me to name, but my favorite is the conversation between George and Jerry in the episode with James Spader (the rage-a-holic)

    Jerry: He took you to a rage a holic meeting? Why?

    George: Probably because THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME!

    Jerry: You've got a little rage.

    George: Yeah, and now they want me to bottle it all up. IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD!

    (Jerry starts saying something else)

    George: THIS BREAD HAS NUTS IN IT!

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    Tking1293

    [35]Jul 20, 2007
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    "No Soup for You"- Soup Nazi

    and "I thought all women knew about shrinkage."-George.

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    sjs1155

    [36]Jul 21, 2007
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    I just discovered this site! My quick 1st thought for favorite quote would be, "You'll be out before we get the check"
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    ballin1347

    [37]Jul 23, 2007
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    Newman: Fine. But when you control the mail... you control INFORMATION!
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    sienster

    [38]Jul 24, 2007
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    George, standing up and overreacting: "Oh, I'm caught in my own web of lies!" - from The Strongbox.
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    sienster

    [39]Jul 24, 2007
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    George: "It's not really a lie if you believe it."
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    smithevilwitch

    [40]Aug 4, 2007
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    In the Dinner Party:
    Jerry: "Look to the cookie, Elaine, look to the cookie!"

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