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    xblackxparadex

    [41]Aug 20, 2007
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    smithevilwitch wrote:

    In the Dinner Party:
    Jerry: "Look to the cookie, Elaine, look to the cookie!"



    i was gunna say that

    and GEORGE :you cant break up with me, ive got hand!
    his gf: And youre gunna need it


    and "i got it from the institute!!!" (trying to convince the girl he isnt crazy)
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    xblackxparadex

    [43]Aug 20, 2007
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    xblackxparadex wrote:
    smithevilwitch wrote:

    In the Dinner Party:
    Jerry: "Look to the cookie, Elaine, look to the cookie!"



    i was gunna say that

    and GEORGE :you cant break up with me, ive got hand!
    his gf: And youre gunna need it

    and "i got it from the institute!!!" (trying to convince the girl he isnt crazy)

    and where george's recorder hears a crash, and he makes the diagram, and him and jerry are debatin about which figure is george

    or "i like sports, i could be an announcer" "dont they usually have ex-palyers do that" and that whole conversation

    "what writer?, we're talking about a sitcom!!!!"
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    Spartan2k88

    [44]Aug 20, 2007
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    i'd have to go with Jerry talking to the telemarketer...

    "I'm busy, but if you give me your number, i'll call you back"
    "I'm sorry, i can't do that"
    "Oh, you probably don't want people calling you at home"
    "no..."
    "well now you know how i feel!"

    and when he's getting the rental car...

    "would you like insurance?"
    "yeah, you better give me the insurance because i am gonna beat the hell outta this car!"
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    sienster

    [45]Aug 21, 2007
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    SLIPPERY PETE: What's that?

    GEORGE: The outlet?

    SLIPPERY PETE: Mm-hmm.

    GEORGE: That's where the electricity comes out.

    SLIPPERT PETE: Oh, you mean the holes.
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    Tia1225

    [46]Aug 22, 2007
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    Elaine: "Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship."

    Jerry: "Sex.......to SAVE the friendship....?"

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    marti24

    [48]Sep 6, 2007
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    Tough choice, but here's one from GEORGE: "Elaine, bold men with no jobs who live with their parents do not approach strange women."

    Another one:

    GEORGE (to his mother): "Ma, you're not out there. I'm out there, and If I see you out there, there isn'tenough voltage in the universe to electroshock me back into coherence."

    (George shocked at the prospect of Estelle's dating again after separation from Frank)
    Edited on 09/25/2007 9:33am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    OnePerCentClub

    [53]Sep 7, 2007
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    (George after being caught without his underpants bya woman he liked)

    "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

    LG

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    OnePerCentClub

    [54]Sep 7, 2007
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    Kramer (repeatedly): "Hoochie Mama!"

    LG

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    OnePerCentClub

    [55]Sep 7, 2007
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    One of the best:

    George: "These pretzels... are making me thirsty!!!"

    This one is after Kramer has gotten a part in a Woody Allen film and the rest of the gang can´t believe it. Kramer is telling them about it at Jerry´s apartment, when George comes in after parking a lot of cars. So everyone begins practicing Kramer´s line, and when is George´s turn, he says the line with anger and desesperation. Hilarious.

    LG

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    matzaa

    [56]Sep 10, 2007
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    ''By the way, they are real and they are spectacular!''
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    sienster

    [57]Sep 11, 2007
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    marti24 wrote:

    Tough choice, but here's one from GEORGE: "Elaine, bold men with no jobs who live with their parents do not approach strange women."

    Another one, I can't remember the ending, maybe somebody can help:

    GEORGE (to his mother): "Ma, you're not out there, because I'm out there, and If I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world ..."

    (George shocked at the prospect of Estelle's dating again after separation from Frank)


    to electroshock me back into coherency.

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    yringa

    [58]Sep 14, 2007
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    A bird ran into my giant, freakhead.
    ~Elaine
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    marti24

    [59]Sep 25, 2007
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    got it, thx
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    sienster

    [60]Sep 26, 2007
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    yringa wrote:
    A bird ran into my giant, freakhead.
    ~Elaine


    I love that one. Generally I don't find Elaine all that funny, but this was one of her really good quotes.
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