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Favourite George Moment

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    raccoonman

    [21]Oct 26, 2005
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    In The Contest when George goes to the hospital to see the nurse giving a woman a sponge-bath.
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    Cosmokid

    [22]Oct 28, 2005
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    The first episode........
    ( talks on the microphone) "No....not right now..."
    ( laundry room)"WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS!!"......."Of course I am right....".........."Any questions?...."
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    CosaNostraPizza

    [23]Nov 26, 2005
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    I have 3 off the top of my head.

    from The Jimmy

    George: George likes spicy chicken.
    Jerry: What'd you say?
    George: I like spicy chicken.
    Jerry: No you said George likes spicy chicken. You're turning in to Jimmy.
    George: George is getting upset!!

    from The Outing

    George (to the reporter): Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!

    from The Caddy (this is just in reference to George, but it cracks me up)

    Frank (message on the answering machine): Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Mr.Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.
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    kEUGER

    [24]Nov 27, 2005
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    mine would be when he fakes being handicapped
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    TheZZZMaster

    [25]Nov 28, 2005
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    I think it's a tie between his antics at the Dealership and when he exits the bathroom with no shirt on at a dinner party.
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    DennisCastro

    [26]Nov 29, 2005
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    I have two...

    " The Sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man sending back a bowl soup at a restaurant...."

    I may have misquoted that one above. I always do.

    Another one:
    " ...and you wanna be my latex salesmen."
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    fbiluch

    [27]Nov 29, 2005
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    "I was in the pool!" "I was in the pool!"
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    HField07

    [28]Dec 18, 2005
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    i personally like when he gets asked up for coffee and says no because it keeps him, and then he says "people this stupid shouldnt be allowed to live"
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    CrazyJoe14

    [29]Dec 19, 2005
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    When he leaves on a high note...its hilarious. He just walks out and says "thank you all!"
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    ahoybobby

    [30]Jan 20, 2006
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    When Mr. Lippman confronts George about him having 'sexual intercourse with the cleaning woman' on his desk, and George says, as sincerely as possible, 'Was that wrong?'
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    ahoybobby

    [31]Jan 20, 2006
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    Oh, and one more...In 'The Calzone' when Newman doesn't get George's calzones because it's raining but he still takes the money, and as Newman's door shut, George says the Jerry line, 'Newman!' Love it!!
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    Dreame123

    [32]Jan 21, 2006
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    Definitely in the Marine Biologist.
    1.) "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"...I tell ya he was 10 stories high if he was a foot". hahaha

    2.) In "the Wink" when George goes:
    "Pulp can move baby!!"...that always cracks me up

    3.) "just remember Jerry, It's not a lie if you believe it"

    4.) of course the answering machine message

    5.)"The Opposite"- "Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party."

    6.) The Comeback- "It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!"
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    xbox_lover

    [33]Jan 21, 2006
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    Dreame123 wrote:

    3.) "just remember Jerry, It's not a lie if you believe it"



    I LOVE this line its so funny.
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    whoa_chica

    [34]Jan 23, 2006
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    Definately the answering machine!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [35]Jan 23, 2006
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    whoa_chica wrote:
    Definately the answering machine!


    I can not stop laughing about that song. I can sing it all day long.
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    magicmo

    [36]Apr 28, 2006
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    GEORGE: "Jerry, kill me."

    JERRY: "You mean...(picks up pillow)....like this?"

    GEORGE: "mmmmppphhhmmmmpphhhmmmmm"

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    Bygnel

    [37]Apr 28, 2006
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    My all time favorites:

    From "The Opposite" When the kids are kicking his chair and making noise in the movie theater..
    "Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!!" Classic!

    And of course:

    "Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome." BEEEEEEP

    AWESOME!

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    Bygnel

    [38]Apr 28, 2006
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    whoa_chica wrote:
    Definately the answering machine!


    I can not stop laughing about that song. I can sing it all day long.


    Me too! I added it as my cell phones ringtone, my wife cracks up everytime someone calls!
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    seinfeld111690

    [39]Apr 28, 2006
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    When he is at the car dealership and he goes crazy.
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    seinfeld111690

    [40]Apr 28, 2006
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    Or the answering machine

    Edited on 04/28/2006 6:53pm
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