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    tikitiger77

    [61]Jul 3, 2006
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    I forgot the episode, I think its the keys...but anyway

    Kramer: Your wastin your life, look at you
    George:What you call wasting i call living
    Kramer:Ok, lets see...you got a job?
    George:No
    Kramer:Any women?
    George:No
    Kramer:Got any prospects?
    George:No
    Kramer: Do you have anything on the horizon?
    George:No
    Kramer: Do you have any reason to wake up in the mourning?
    George:Well I like to get the daily news..

    Hilarious!!!!

    Edited on 07/03/2006 6:47pm
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    St_Satan

    [62]Jul 4, 2006
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    When he started "jiggling" his chest to see if he'd grown any boobs. 
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    fanofBrandy

    [63]Sep 20, 2006
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    I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
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    zizakVH

    [64]Sep 20, 2006
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    George's answering machine message
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    GankGaGankGank

    [65]Sep 21, 2006
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    "Gammy's gettin' upset!"
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    SayVandelay

    [66]Sep 27, 2006
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    GEORGE:  I just threw away a life time of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.

    WOMAN CHEERING ON MARATHON RUNNERS: You're all winners!

    GEORGE: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged.

    All the stuff about Vandelay Industries in "The Boyfriend."  So much classic George in that one.  Especially:

    GEORGE: Well, you know what I've discovered, Mrs. Sokol? It's not so much the
    looking as the listening. I listen for work. And as I'm looking and listening I
    am also looking. You can't discount looking. It's sort of a combination. It's
    looking and listening, listening and looking. But you must look!

    The scene in "The Cafe" where he tries to explain to his girlfriend why there are stains on the IQ test.  He's so nonchalant...hilarious.

    And of course the "Marine Biologist" monologue.

    Edited on 09/26/2006 11:30pm
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    safan

    [67]Oct 3, 2006
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    I also have dozens:

    1. Almost everything he says in the Opposite

    2. The monologue in the Marine Biologist

    3. Most of his dialogue in the episode where he is labelled the Bad Boy, "I'm a bad man!!!", hilarious

    but I always remember the bit he does in the Sponge:

    Elaine says she can't spare any sponges

    George: You know you're crazy with these sponges. George is getting frustrated!!!

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    Charlie69

    [68]Oct 3, 2006
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    CosaNostraPizza wrote:
    I have 3 off the top of my head.

    from The Caddy (this is just in reference to George, but it cracks me up)

    Frank (message on the answering machine): Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Mr.Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.


    Hahah..I love that!..

    My other favourite one.
    From episode "The Fix up"
    George and Jerry at a restaurant.

    "I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive." "So, hopelessness is the key?" "It's my only hope."
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    Charlie69

    [69]Oct 3, 2006
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    seinfeld111690 wrote:
    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    jimbo_001 wrote:

    When he tries to combine food and sex.



    I forgot about that one. That was funny.


    That is a great episode, I love the things George comes up with.

    I also just remembered the one where he would look angry in his office to make it look like he was working hard.



    Oh yea,i had forgotten about that...What`s the name of that episode??
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    dipship31

    [70]Oct 3, 2006
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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one:

    George: "I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum"

    I can't remember which episode it's from though, maybe The Parking Lot?
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    shmaller

    [71]Oct 3, 2006
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    "KEITH!! KEITH!!! I need you to come down to the unemployment office with me!! It'll take two seconds! Keith! KEITH!!!"

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    GankGaGankGank

    [72]Oct 3, 2006
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    "In my family, we used to eat out of the garbage all the time. It was no big thing."

    What's really funny, is somehow this was the convincing statement that made his girlfriend give him a second chance.
    Edited on 10/03/2006 8:20pm
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    Charlie69

    [73]Oct 4, 2006
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    Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be
    treated just like anybody else! That's why, those spaces are always empty.

    George: He's right! It's the same thing with the femenists. You know, they want everything to be
    equal, everything! But when the check comes, where are they?
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    ceosmom

    [74]Oct 4, 2006
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    VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!  SAY "VANDELAY INDUSTRIES"!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    GankGaGankGank

    [75]Oct 4, 2006
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    dipship31 wrote:
    I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one:

    George: "I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum"

    I can't remember which episode it's from though, maybe The Parking Lot?



    Yes.  The Parking Garage
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    GankGaGankGank

    [76]Oct 4, 2006
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    "In order to manage risk, we must first understand risk."
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    seinfeldfan4eva

    [77]Oct 25, 2006
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    I can not find that episode anywhere.. do you know which season it is on? If you can repost the information it be greatly appreciated!!!


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    seinfeldfan4eva

    [78]Oct 25, 2006
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    if anybody can repost the episode or which season the answering machine is it be greatly appreciated thanks
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    seinfeldfan4eva

    [79]Oct 27, 2006
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    Can someone tell me which episode it is with george and the answering machine.. they never show it on tv unless im missing it but if you can tell me what the episode is called or which season.. im trying to see that one again

    thanx
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    patient_x

    [80]Oct 27, 2006
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    seinfeldfan4eva wrote:
    Can someone tell me which episode it is with george and the answering machine.. they never show it on tv unless im missing it but if you can tell me what the episode is called or which season.. im trying to see that one again

    thanx


    8X15 The Susie
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