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    xbox_lover

    [1]Dec 30, 2005
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    What episodes are these scenes from ?

    1) Kramer pretends to mug George to put on a show for some tourists.

    2) Jerry asks George if he were captured by aleins whether he'd like to be part of the zoo or the circus.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [2]Dec 30, 2005
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    1.) The Doorman

    2.) unsure about the episode. help me out here.
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    seinfeld111690

    [3]Jan 1, 2006
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    The Doorman Episode 6-18
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    whoa_chica

    [4]Jan 3, 2006
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    I think George asks Jerry, but I don't know what episode, I am searching
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    [5]Jan 3, 2006
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    Episode 137 - "The Bizarro Jerry"

    JERRY
    All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.

    GEORGE
    Fine.

    JERRY
    They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

    GEORGE
    I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

    JERRY
    But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!

    GEORGE
    I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..

    JERRY
    [resigned] At least it's show business..

    GEORGE
    But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.

    JERRY
    What if she's got no interest in you?

    GEORGE
    W--then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.
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    [6]Jan 3, 2006
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    yringa wrote:
    Episode 137 - "The Bizarro Jerry"

    JERRY
    All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.

    GEORGE
    Fine.

    JERRY
    They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

    GEORGE
    I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

    JERRY
    But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!

    GEORGE
    I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..

    JERRY
    [resigned] At least it's show business..

    GEORGE
    But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.

    JERRY
    What if she's got no interest in you?

    GEORGE
    W--then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.


    Thanks yringa !
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    yringa

    [7]Jan 4, 2006
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    No problem.
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