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What "Seinfeld" dialogue do you use (or try to use) in real life?

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    Buffylover365

    [1]Dec 5, 2007
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    One bit of dialogue I absolutely love is the dialogue between Sid and Jerry in Season 3's "The Alternate Side" (The one with "These pretzels are making me thirsty!")

    Jerry: This Wednesday?
    Sid: No, next Wednesday, week after this Wednesday.
    Jerry: But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.
    Sid: If I meant this Wednesday, I would have said this Wednesday. It's the
    week after this Wednesday.

    I always like to use that dialogue to confuse people to the point where they just don't want to listen anymore... Other people I do it with for fun, but they're fans of the show and they've seen the episode, so they know where I'm going with it.

    Anyone else have any other favorite quotes that you tend to use with other people (as part of regular conversation, not disvussing "Seinfeld"...hehe)?

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    sienster

    [2]Dec 6, 2007
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    Well, this isn't much dialogue. I always say, "Thaaaat's a shame" to my brother and sister-in-law. Problem is, now he says it back to me and he uses it way too much!
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    Megaman200798

    [3]Dec 9, 2007
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    Yada, Yada, Yada, I didnt go to the store
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    Cjb2442

    [4]Dec 10, 2007
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    Yada yada yada i use it alot i used it this morning even "yada yada yada i forgot to feed the cat"
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    Megaman200798

    [5]Dec 10, 2007
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    Cjb2442 wrote:
    Yada yada yada i use it alot i used it this morning even "yada yada yada i forgot to feed the cat"


    xD Ah

    Same but with my dog
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    chriseternal

    [6]Dec 11, 2007
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    I still use "Serenity Now" to this day. That was such an awesome episode.
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    seinfeld111690

    [7]Dec 11, 2007
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    sienster wrote:
    Well, this isn't much dialogue. I always say, "Thaaaat's a shame" to my brother and sister-in-law. Problem is, now he says it back to me and he uses it way too much!


    I use that for everything. Luckily it has not caught on with anyone else, like in your case.
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    sidthegnome

    [8]Dec 13, 2007
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    What? You're using my "baby" now?

    I try and get that in whenever I can.
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    OminousShadow87

    [9]Dec 16, 2007
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    seinfeld111690 wrote:
    sienster wrote:
    Well, this isn't much dialogue. I always say, "Thaaaat's a shame" to my brother and sister-in-law. Problem is, now he says it back to me and he uses it way too much!


    I use that for everything. Luckily it has not caught on with anyone else, like in your case.
    I also use that a lot. There's prolly a few of them, but I just don't even realize it.
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    SVU_number_1fan

    [10]Dec 16, 2007
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    seinfeld111690 wrote:
    sienster wrote:
    Well, this isn't much dialogue. I always say, "Thaaaat's a shame" to my brother and sister-in-law. Problem is, now he says it back to me and he uses it way too much!


    I use that for everything. Luckily it has not caught on with anyone else, like in your case.
    i jus have 2 say i love wwe and htis guys i cons rocks and i would say i use yada yada yada also and they one about the hospital the waititng room
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    J_Polk

    [11]Dec 17, 2007
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    "You know one of these days something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to. "

    "No , I'm gonna be just fine "

    I say that all the time

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    smithevilwitch

    [12]Dec 21, 2007
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    chriseternal wrote:
    I still use "Serenity Now" to this day. That was such an awesome episode.


    Me too! I also say, "but I don't wanna be a pirate"... but that doesn't come up very often in conversation.
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    ratlover15

    [13]Dec 24, 2007
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    "Heloooooooo" XD
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    kramer2006

    [14]Dec 28, 2007
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    Not dialogue but at work I am called T-bone and only one guy has caught on to the reason.

    Most of them I use at work like serenity now, tough luck chinless, and this is going to be a shame.
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    phillyzero22

    [15]Dec 29, 2007
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    I do that 'next' thing a sometimes lol, but I just uses words more or less as dialogue is harder without seeming weird (i.e. Festivus, Regifter).
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    sienster

    [16]Dec 31, 2007
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    kramer2006 wrote:
    Not dialogue but at work I am called T-bone and only one guy has caught on to the reason.

    Most of them I use at work like serenity now, tough luck chinless, and this is going to be a shame.


    What is "Tough luck, Chinless" from?
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    sienster

    [17]Dec 31, 2007
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    Never mind, I found it on Seinfeldscripts.com. What a resource that site is!
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    valeriel

    [18]Jan 1, 2008
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    1. "Not that there's anything wrong with that"!
    2. "He/She's a close talker".
    3. "It'll go by 'like that'". (finger snap) (From "The Pen")
    4. Yadda, yadda, yadda (rarely spoken, though, usually in emails)

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    fostersfan25

    [19]Jan 9, 2008
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    whenever my dad calls me i say "who is this?" jerry style
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    LynnMK1956

    [20]Jan 10, 2008
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    I seem to always run into "low talkers"
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