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What "Seinfeld" dialogue do you use (or try to use) in real life?

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    hams_mac

    [61]Jul 9, 2008
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    You should do a "Who is this?" for your answering machine. "Hello......Who is this?" Beep.
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    goldenagenick24

    [62]Jul 10, 2008
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    sienster wrote:
    Did you sing it or just say it? Pretty funny though : )
    Sang it
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    iluvotrs

    [63]Jul 11, 2008
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    ClicheSktr77 wrote:

    of course, the greatest one to use is the whole:

    Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
    Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
    Telemarketer: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
    Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
    Telemarketer: No.
    Jerry: Well now you know how I feel.

    I use it all the time.. it's quite fun!

    That was brilliant! I keep forgetting to use that one!

    I love "Not that there's anything wrong with that." Sometimes I'll quote Seinfeld, but usually it's only when something has reminded me of an episode (which, sadly is all the time, now that I think about it!)

    Edited on 07/10/2008 11:33pm
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    SVU_number_1fan

    [64]Jul 22, 2008
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    iluvotrs wrote:
    ClicheSktr77 wrote:

    of course, the greatest one to use is the whole:

    Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
    Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.
    Telemarketer: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.
    Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
    Telemarketer: No.
    Jerry: Well now you know how I feel.

    I use it all the time.. it's quite fun!

    That was brilliant! I keep forgetting to use that one!

    I love "Not that there's anything wrong with that." Sometimes I'll quote Seinfeld, but usually it's only when something has reminded me of an episode (which, sadly is all the time, now that I think about it!)

    ahah i liek the other one where the New York times calls him and they r like "Would You Like to Scribe to the new york tymes?" Jerry:YES hangs up lol
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    vanlord_52

    [65]Jul 22, 2008
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    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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    J_Polk

    [66]Jul 23, 2008
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    I use nonvite and unvitation alot.

    I also use " you tell that sonofa..."

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    pashotshot

    [67]Jul 23, 2008
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    I saw an episode with, "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Since then, I'm hooked on the quote. I also like George's answering machine (if I get my own, I'll use his little song). I also do the "Hellooooooooooooo" and maybe Elaine when she's asked what does she want for Christmas.
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    revbucky

    [68]Jul 24, 2008
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    Yada, Yada, Yada!
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    pashotshot

    [69]Jul 25, 2008
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    I do that sometimes, too.
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    Bruhahn99

    [70]Aug 22, 2008
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    My favorite that I use the most is when the word salsa is mentioned...

    Its not exact but:

    Where is the salsa? Do you have any salsa? We need salsa!!

    My 14 yo. gets mad at me since I always say it.

    I also say regifter, and we have a guy at the lake who has a high voice that I call the high talker.

    Beth
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    PrincessAngie23

    [71]Aug 22, 2008
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    The Jerk Store Called and they're running out of you!
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    pashotshot

    [72]Aug 23, 2008
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    I like that one.
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    Lion4Life

    [73]Aug 24, 2008
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    SVU_number_1fan wrote:
    ahah i liek the other one where the New York times calls him and they r like "Would You Like to Scribe to the new york tymes?" Jerry:YES hangs up lol


    I do that one all the time. Another fun thing to do is just hit buttons randomly on the keypad while they are trying to talk.

    I use Serenity Now...Insanity later all the time with a buddy of mine. We also like to use "Not that there's anything wrong with that". Oh and I use "Tell him you had sex with his wife" when somebody is complaining about a problem with a co-worker.
    Edited on 08/24/2008 8:12pm
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    pashotshot

    [74]Aug 25, 2008
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    Ha, ha, that would be funny.
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    rgn87

    [75]Aug 31, 2008
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    i always say It Kinda makes you wonder what it was all for and Where's your Uncle?
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    mariemesidibe

    [76]Aug 31, 2008
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    I like "could it? is it? when I', surprised by something
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    pashotshot

    [77]Sep 1, 2008
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    Sometimes, I feel like that, too.
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    coffeebreath

    [78]Oct 3, 2008
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    Whenever my little brother is making nachos, and he asks me to get the salsa for him, I always say "Do you want seltzer? Or salsa?" and he'll be like "I want salsa" and i'll be like "We don't have any seltzer..oh you want salsa? have the seltzer after the salsa!"

    he has no idea what i'm on about
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    pashotshot

    [79]Oct 16, 2008
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    Neither do I, but that was good.
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    mxc_takeshi

    [80]Oct 25, 2008
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    Jerry's "Ah, that's a shame."
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