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What "Seinfeld" dialogue do you use (or try to use) in real life?

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    vysethethird

    [101]Sep 4, 2009
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    Yada yada yada.... what else.

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    KingofIPirates

    [102]Sep 5, 2009
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    This:
    "Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI Long Distance service?"
    "Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later."
    "Uh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that."
    "Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home."
    "No."
    "Well, now you know how I feel."
    Edited on 09/05/2009 9:47am
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    aondieki

    [103]May 26, 2010
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    I use "yada yada" to leave out the important details of whatever I'm saying. It drives people nuts . . .

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    JCMan0407

    [104]May 31, 2010
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    Hey, do me a solid?

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    Cavewoman22

    [105]Jun 8, 2010
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    Responding over the phone, with a cigar in her mouth and her feet on Peterman's Desk, I love Elaine's "I said it's a Peach!" when people ask me what I said.


    hee hee.

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    Cavewoman22

    [106]Jun 8, 2010
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    My husband likes to say "maybe I will, Lois. Maybe I will," when I ask him to do something.

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    ChipsTheButler

    [107]Apr 28, 2011
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    "Vibrator? But I just gave her a massage!"
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    myzucchinni

    [109]Oct 9, 2011
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    "SERENITY NOW" is my fav and i use it quite a bit in my own head, it's a secret as to wether or not it is actually working or not.


    My housemate and iuse so many quotes from the show all of the timedepending on what situation we're in and what the topic of conversation is. Relating the Seinfeld phrases in real life is alot of fun.


    Very hard to pick just one cos there are so many


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