Seinfeld

Season 8 Episode 9

The Abstinence

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 21, 1996 on NBC

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    • Kramer: My face is all craggly, it's crinkly!
      Jerry: It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in seventy-two hours. What did you expect?
      Kramer: Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face. It's my allure, my twinkle.
      Jerry: And your teeth, your teeth are all brown.
      Kramer: Look away, I'm hideous.

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