Seinfeld

Season 8 Episode 9

The Abstinence

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 21, 1996 on NBC

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    • Jerry: (to Elaine) To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.

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