Seinfeld

Season 8 Episode 9

The Abstinence

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 21, 1996 on NBC

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    • George: Who are you gonna eat to survive?
      Jerry: Kramer.
      George: So fast? What about me?
      Jerry: No.
      George: Kramer's so stringy. I'm plump, juicy.
      Jerry: Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.
      George: Well, I would eat you.
      Jerry: That's very nice, I guess.
      George: I still don't see why you wouldn't eat me. I'm your best friend.
      Jerry: Look, if other people are having some, I'll try you.
      George: Thank you.

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