Season 9 Episode 9

The Apology

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 11, 1997 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • George: So she coughed.
      Jerry: Coughing? Naked? It's a turn-off, man.
      George: Everything goes with naked.
      Jerry: When you cough there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action. It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.
      George:You spoiled spoiled man. You know how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked?
      Jerry: But the thing you don't realize is that there's good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing - good. Naked crouching - bad.