Seinfeld

Season 5 Episode 5

The Bris

5
Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 14, 1993 on NBC
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8.0
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  • Jerry's softball buddy and his wife make Elaine and him their newborn son's godparents, and they are invited to the Bris. Meanwhile, Kramer sees a "pigman" at the hospital, and a suicide lands on George's car, and he asks for money for damages!

    9.0
    Although not the best episode ever, the circumcision scene is arguably the best scene ever with the extremely hilarious Mohel, whose laugh out loud funny line when Elaine leaves her glass at the very edge of the table "Why you chose the absolute edge is beyond me, one day it falls and the glass particles are deep, DEEP in the shag, you can never pick them all up,even with a magnifying glass, so one day you are walking barefoot, and you step on it and KILL YOURSELF, do you want that do ya, do ya?" is my absolute favorite line in Seinfeld, possibly even TV history. The pigman subplot is good too, but the Bris sequence gets me every time. 9/10 for the show and 100/10 for the Mohel!
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