Season 8 Episode 13

The Comeback

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 30, 1997 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Reilly: So, George, you're proposing a snow tire day at Yankees Stadium?
      George: (through a mouthful) As long as they don't throw 'em on the field. (laughs)Help yourself to some shrimp, I brought enough for everybody.
      McAdam: I have to say this, this proposal doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
      George: Well, you never know. (picks up more shrimp) Let's see how many I can fit in my mouth.
      (George begins picking up shrimp one by one and stuffing them into his mouth)
      Reilly: You know, George…
      (George looks up, expectantly)
      Reilly: The ocean called, they're running outta shrimp.
      (Everyone except George starts laughing)
      George: Oh yeah, Reilly? (wipes his mouth and stands up) Well, the jerk store called, they're runnin' outta you.
      Reilly: (unperturbed) What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller.
      (Everyone except George starts laughing again)
      George: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
      (long silence)
      McAdams: (standing up and leaning over to speak in George's ear) His wife's in a coma.