Season 8 Episode 13

The Comeback

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 30, 1997 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • George: So, guess where Mr. "Ocean phoned" turned up? He's working for Firestone, in Akron, Ohio.
      Elaine: Ohio?
      George: Yep. I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning.
      Jerry: You're flying to Akron, just to zing a guy?
      George: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerk store" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.
      Elaine: See, there are no jerk stores. It, it's just a little confusing, is all.
      George: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
      (George realizes that everyone in the coffee shop is staring at him)
      George: (waving apologetically) Not you.