Season 9 Episode 24

The Finale (2)

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 14, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Epilogue, on stage in the prison)
      Jerry: So what is the deal with the yard? I mean when I was a kid my mother wanted me to play in the yard. But of course she didn't have to worry about my next door neighbor Tommy sticking a shiv in my thigh. And what's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in our cells? Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison, in prison? You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough. So, anyone from Cellblock D?
      Prisoner 1: I am.
      Jerry: I'll talk slower. I'm kidding - I love Cellblock D. My friend George is in Cellblock D. What are you in for,sir?
      Prisoner 2: Murder one.
      Jerry: Murder one? Oooooo, watch out everybody. Better be nice to you. I'm only kidding sir - lighten up. How about you, what are you in for?
      Prisoner 3: Grand theft auto.
      Jerry: Grand theft auto - don't steal any of my jokes.
      Prisoner 3: You suck - I'm gonna cut you.
      Jerry: Hey, I don't come down to where you work, and knock the license plate out of your hand.
      Guard: Alright, Seinfeld, that's it. Let's go. Come on.
      Jerry: Alright, hey, you've been great! See you in the cafeteria