Season 7 Episode 10

The Gum

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 14, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (In his car, George is waiting for the engine to warm up. Another car is waiting for him to pull out of his spot, and impatiently sounds the horn)
      George: All right, all right.
      (The horn sounds again)
      George: Hang on, it's warming up!
      (The horn sounds several more times. Fed up, George angrily gets out of his car)
      George: Oh, you mother…
      (He walks over to the car)
      George: Hey, what is your problem?!
      (The driver rolls down the window and reveals herself to be the cashier)
      George: Oh, hello! It's you! Listen, lady, I got six minutes left on that meter, and I'm not budging until you admit you stole my twenty dollars. Heh-heh-heh. You're not so tough when you're not on your horse, are you, Ruthie?
      Cashier: Your car's on fire.
      (Her windshield reflects the flames erupting from George's car, and he dashes off back toward it)
      George: Ah! Fire!
      Cashier: Merry Christmas.