Season 4 Episode 20

The Junior Mint

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 18, 1993 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Jerry is in his apartment, obliviously relating the day's events to George.)
      Jerry: Over the balcony, bounced off some respirator thing into the patient!
      George: What do you mean "into the patient?"
      Jerry: Into the patient, literally!
      George: Into the hole?
      Jerry: Yes, the hole!
      George: Didn't they notice it?
      Jerry: No!
      George: How could they not notice it?!
      Jerry: Because it's a little mint. It's a Junior Mint.
      George: W-ca-What did they do?
      Jerry: They sealed him up with the mint inside.
      George: They left the Junior Mint in him?
      Jerry: Yes!
      George: I-I guess it can't hurt him. People eat pounds of those things.
      Jerry: Yes, they eat them. They don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity!