Season 9 Episode 19

The Maid

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Apr 30, 1998 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • George: Well, Jerry, I've been thinking. I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza.
      Jerry: Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
      George: The nickname... George, what is that? It's nothing. It's got no snap, no zip. I need a nickname that makes people light up.
      Jerry: You mean like Liza!
      George: I was thinking T-Bone.
      Jerry: But there's no T in your name. What about G-Bone?
      George: There's no G-Bone.
      Jerry: There's a G-Spot.
      George: That's a myth.