Season 5 Episode 14

The Marine Biologist

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 10, 1994 on NBC

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  • Is that a Titelist?

    To me this is one of the quintessential Seinfeld episodes the payoff at the end with George's epic monologue was amazing and Kramer is at his gold standard here.
  • Lying and throwing things out the window! Two Bozo No-Nos!

    Today's "Seinfeld's" lesson. don't lie and don't throw things out the window. Jerry told a old friend that George is a Marine Biologist and a Russian writer in the limo with elaine, threw out her orgnizer, hitting someone on the street. In one scene, a boot was thrown out the window and smacking Newman. In one scene, George was called on to save a whale and found a golf ball stuck in it's blower. Probaby Krammer had put it there as he shotting balls ionto the ocean. Another excllent episode of the show about nothing. I has plenty of laughs, so it must be about something.
  • Seinfeld

    In this episode of Seinfeld Jerry runs into a old college classmate that went to the same one as him and George and tells her that George is a marine biologist Kramer goes to the beach were he golf's into the ocean and Elaine get her electronic organizer thrown from the car window when she is riding with a writer who is fixing to get a book published by her company all in all a very funny episode that was done well not a dull moment in the episode all the stories in episode where written well my rating is 9.7
  • Hilarious episode.

    This is one of my all time favorite episode's of Seinfeld. For those of you who haven't seen it before it is practically about George pretending to be a Marine Biologist for a girl from his college. This is just a classic episode because it ends when George takes a golf ball out of a whale's sperm hole, which coincidentally Kramer hit in. Because previously Kramer had been practicing golf when he hit the golf balls into the sea. I love the episode at the end when George retells the story. So it is episodes like these that make Seinfeld a great show.
  • "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

    Kramer's love of golf causes problems for George. Jerry meets an old friend from high school and tells her that George is a successful marine biologist making way for another classic moment in the show's history. George has to keep up a lie purported by Jerry and it gets him in trouble after, when Kramer was golfing on the beach, a whale gets something stuck in its blowhole.

    This is a very funny episode. Larry David's line (Is anyone here a marine biologist?) punctuates another great Seinfeld season five episode. A winner in every way, shape and form. Another can't miss episode.
  • Real funny.

    This is a typical funny episode of Seinfeld. I think it wasn't as good as some of the other episodes, but it really is a 9. It had some funny bits here and there as well as some great comedic timing. I especially liked the writing, the acting, and the storylines for this episode. It was by far one of the best episodes in terms of entertainment and originality. Kramer golfed in the sand, Jerry was being annoying, Elaine had to deal with a writer, and George of course lied. It all came to a great ending when Krmaer was responsible for a whale incident. Thank you.