Seinfeld

Season 5 Episode 9

The Masseuse

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 18, 1993 on NBC

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    • Jerry: (monologue) If there's a serial killer loose in your neighborhood, it seems like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards, right? "Oh, he was kind of quiet." I love these neighbors. They're never disturbed by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. Chain saws, people screaming, fine. Just keep the music down.

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