Season 2 Episode 2

The Pony Remark

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 30, 1991 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • This is the first time Jerry's unseen cousin Jeffery is mentioned.

    • Jerry is left handed, yet his baseball glove is for a right handed player. I guess it's possible for him to throw with his right hand, but I think this was simply a prop, and a continuity flaw.

  • Quotes

    • Jerry: I hate anybody who had a pony growing up.
      Manya: I had a pony!
      Jerry: Well, I didn't mean a pony per se…
      Manya: When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony. So, what's wrong with that?
      Jerry: Nothing. Nothing at all. I was just expressing…
      Helen: Should we have coffee? Who's having coffee?
      Manya: He was a beautiful pony. And I loved him!
      Jerry: Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony? Who wouldn't love a person who had a pony?
      Manya: You! You said so!

    • (George, Jerry and Elaine are sitting at a table. Jerry and George are wearing baseball uniforms.)
      George: Who gets picked off in softball? It's unheard of.
      Jerry: It's never happened to me before.
      Elaine: I remember saying to myself, "Why is Jerry so far off the base?"
      Jerry: I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life.
      (George consults his stat sheet of the game)
      George: And then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly?
      Jerry: I thought there were two outs.
      Elaine: I couldn't believe it when I saw you running. (laughing) I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something.
      Jerry: It was the single worst moment of my life.
      George: What about Sharon Besser?
      Jerry: Oh, well, of course. Nineteen seventy three.
      Elaine: Makes you wonder, though, doesn't it?
      Jerry: Wonder about what?
      Elaine: You know… (looking up) the spirit world.
      Jerry: You think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?
      Elaine: I never saw anyone play like that.
      Jerry: But I went to the funeral.
      Elaine: Yeah, but that doesn't make up for killing her.
      George: Maybe Manya missed the funeral because she was off visiting another galaxy that day.
      Jerry: Don't you think she would've heard I was there?
      George: Not necessarily.
      Jerry: Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony?
      (Elaine laughs)

    • George: I cannot envision any circumstance in which I however have the opportunity to have sex again.

    • George: I just don't see what purpose is it going to serve your going? I mean, you think dead people care who's at the funeral? They don't even know they're having a funeral. It's not like she's hanging out in the back going, "I can't believe Jerry didn't show up".
      Elaine: Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?
      George: If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's going to want to hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?

    • Elaine: And what about the pony huh? What kind of abnormal animal is that?
      Jerry: They're like big riding dogs.

    • Kramer: You don't think I can do it.
      Jerry: I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.

    • Jerry: He talks about him like he split the atom. He works for the Parks Department.

    • Jerry: I don't even know them. What is she, your second cousin? I mean, I've met them three times in my life.
      Morty: I don't know her either. She makes me fly all the way from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket.

    • Jerry: (to Monya) These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.

    • Jerry: If I have to sit next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving, He's always grabbin' my arm when he talks to me. That's probably because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation.

    • Helen: (to Jerry) At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you'll leave.
      Morty: How come he gets to leave?

    • Jerry: I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony. Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense.. am I wrong?

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