Season 2 Episode 2

The Pony Remark

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jan 30, 1991 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (George, Jerry and Elaine are sitting at a table. Jerry and George are wearing baseball uniforms.)
      George: Who gets picked off in softball? It's unheard of.
      Jerry: It's never happened to me before.
      Elaine: I remember saying to myself, "Why is Jerry so far off the base?"
      Jerry: I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life.
      (George consults his stat sheet of the game)
      George: And then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly?
      Jerry: I thought there were two outs.
      Elaine: I couldn't believe it when I saw you running. (laughing) I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something.
      Jerry: It was the single worst moment of my life.
      George: What about Sharon Besser?
      Jerry: Oh, well, of course. Nineteen seventy three.
      Elaine: Makes you wonder, though, doesn't it?
      Jerry: Wonder about what?
      Elaine: You know… (looking up) the spirit world.
      Jerry: You think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?
      Elaine: I never saw anyone play like that.
      Jerry: But I went to the funeral.
      Elaine: Yeah, but that doesn't make up for killing her.
      George: Maybe Manya missed the funeral because she was off visiting another galaxy that day.
      Jerry: Don't you think she would've heard I was there?
      George: Not necessarily.
      Jerry: Who figures an immigrant's gonna have a pony?
      (Elaine laughs)