Season 2 Episode 7

The Revenge

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Apr 18, 1991 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
      Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
      George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
      Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
      George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
      Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
      George: What about that?
      Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
      George: Well, that's really not fair.
      Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
      George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
      Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
      George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
      Jerry: Projectionists.
      George: That's true.
      Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
      George: Right.
      Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
      George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies… what about a talk show host?
      Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
      George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
      Jerry: Really?
      George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
      Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
      George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
      Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
      George: It's all politics.
      Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
      George: This could have been a huge mistake.
      Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.