Season 6 Episode 9

The Secretary

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 08, 1994 on NBC
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Episode Summary

At the movies, Jerry thinks he sees his drycleaner wearing his clothes, and Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine buys a fancy dress, but soon begins to suspect that the store uses flattering mirrors. Meanwhile, George is proud of his responsible choice of who to hire as his new secretary. But, when things turn romantic, it puts George in an awkward position.moreless

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  • Well Written.

    In this episode season 6 episode of Seinfeld which is called The Secretary Jerry thinks his drycleaner is wearing his clothes Kramer gets the phone number of Uma Thurman Elaine buys a nice dress but thinks the store uses skinny mirrors George gets a new secretary who he hired himself and become romantic It puts him in to a awkward position the whole episode was funny and this is a good episode to watch over and over again the storys go together well the jokes where well written the Jerry story is the best in this episode my over all rating is 9.3 out of 10 the end.moreless
Vicki Lewis

Vicki Lewis


Guest Star

Joseph R. Sicari

Joseph R. Sicari


Guest Star

Arminae Azarian

Arminae Azarian


Guest Star

Steve Hytner

Steve Hytner

Kenny Bania

Recurring Role

Larry David

Larry David

Voice of George Steinbrenner (uncredited)

Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (6)

    • Even though it's meant to be very cold when Elaine is wearing the dress outside with snow on the ground, no one has visible breath.

    • When Kramer buys the lotion, he clearly has a small shopping bag it came in. Then later, Bania brings Kramer's suit back complaining that moisturizer lotion spilled in the pants pocket. When did Kramer put the lotion in his pocket?

    • Elaines bra was white when she brought the dress back to the store and when she was trying on the second dress and Kramer was in the next stall, her bra was black.

    • When Kramer sells his suit to Bania he also sells his shirt because when you see Kramer in the dressing room he has no shirt on. At the end of the episode he is walking with Jerry and Elaine wearing Jerry's mothers fur coat and you can see his shirt underneath the fur coat.

    • Kramer is seen wearing boxer shorts, even though he stopped using them in "The Chinese Woman".

    • When Kramer is in the dressing room in his underwear, his wallet is in the elastic. After he and Jerry are talking for a while, the wallet disappears without him taking it out.

  • QUOTES (11)

    • Jerry: (after catching the dry cleaner's wife wearing his mother's fur coat) What, do you think the dry cleaner's your own personal closet?!

    • Kramer: When you're shopping on Madison Avenue, you don't want to skip on the swank.

    • George: You're extremely attractive, you're gorgeous. I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name.

    • Jerry: It's incredible. Six months ago you were taking messages for your mother.
      George: And now someone's going to be taking messages for me.
      Jerry: From your mother.

    • Bania: For our next meal, do you think we should come here, or should we go someplace else? You know it has its pros and cons. On the one hand, here, you're guaranteed a great meal. On the other hand…
      Jerry: (interrupts) Yeah, yeah, I know. This would be good, but it would be the same. But if we go some place else, it would be different, but it might not be as good. It's a gamble. I get it!

    • Jerry: I saw you stepping out last night wearing my houndstooth jacket.
      Dry Cleaner: Jerry, that's a breach of the dry cleaners' code.
      Jerry: You need a code to tell you not to wear people's clothes?

    • George: I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

    • Elaine: I'm returning this dress to Barney's.
      Kramer: Good idea.

    • Jerry: Where are your clothes?
      Kramer: I told you, I sold them to Bania.
      Jerry: You mean what you were wearing?! How'd you expect to get out of here?
      Kramer: Well, I didn't think ahead!

    • George: I am telling you Jerry, having a secretary is incredible, I don't know why I didn't have one before.
      Jerry: Because you didn't have a job?

    • George: (to Ada) I'm giving you a raise!

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