Seinfeld

Season 1 Episode 1

The Seinfeld Chronicles

9
Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Jul 05, 1989 on NBC

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    • George: Listen, your stuff has to be done by know, why don't you just see if it's dried?
      Jerry: No, no, no, don't interrupt the cycle. The machine is working, it, it knows what it's doing, just let it finish.
      George: You're gonna over dry it.
      Jerry: You, you can't over dry.
      George: Why not?
      Jerry: Same as you can't over wet. You see, once something is wet, it's wet. Same thing with dead: like once you die you're dead, right? Let's say you drop dead and I shoot you: you're not gonna die again, you're already dead. You can't over die, you can't over dry.

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