Seinfeld

Season 7 Episode 13

The Seven

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 01, 1996 on NBC
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Elaine sees a girl's bike she wants, but she strains her neck trying to getting the bike down from the wall. In pain she promises the bike to whoever fixes her neck. Kramer saves the day and wants the bike. George is angry when Susan's cousin chooses to name her baby with the name he planned to give his first offspring. He desperately tries to convince them to use another name. Kramer works out an arrangement with Jerry to keep track of what he takes from Jerry's kitchen. Jerry is curious when his girlfriend is always wearing the same dress, every time they go out.moreless

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  • Season 7, Episode 13.

    10
    Great episode! George wants to name his future kid "Seven." Jerry says, "Seven stitches for every beating, and, eventually, seven years to life." LMAO! Kramer wants Elaine's bike. Susan's friends are naming their kid Seven! Haha!



    George: I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven.

    Jerry: Alright, let's see… How about Mug? Mug Costanza. That's original. Or Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl.

    George: Alright… You having a good time now?

    Jerry: I've got fifty right here in the cupboard… How about Bisquick? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce? Maxwell House?

    George: Alright already!



    LMAO! I love Seinfeld so much! Great show. No wonder it lasted 9 seasons.moreless
  • Soda Jerk!

    9.5
    Like I said before, there's never a dull moment in Jerry's neighborhood. A fine example of my theory comes in "Seven." George wants to name the kid "soda," plus other weird names and the couple got cold on him. Elaine got herself a girl's bike at the expense of her neck. Krammer crues her neck, but had to give up the bike. Krammer is mooching Jerry's food and demand payment. He had to sold Elaine's bike to pay off Jerry. Elaine chased Newman down the street when she see him on the bike. Like I said before, never a dull moment in Jerry's neighborhood.moreless
Ken Campbell

Ken Campbell

Ken

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Shannon Holt

Shannon Holt

Carrie

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Lisa Deanne

Lisa Deanne

Christie

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Wayne Knight

Wayne Knight

Newman

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Heidi Swedberg

Heidi Swedberg

Susan

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  • TRIVIA (5)

    • When George mentions that Susan & Carrie are first cousins, he says that their baby will be Susan's second cousin. This is incorrect. Susan would be Carrie's baby's second aunt. That baby and a child of George and Susan's would be second cousins.

    • It seems odd that the valet at the restaurant would ask to take Christie's coat, but not Jerry's.

    • In the first scene in Newman's apartment, Newman is wearing a wedding ring.It's gone in all the rest of the shots.

    • Jerry is complaining about how his girlfriend always wears the same outfit. He says he'll let it go through if she splits an atom like Einstein. But the splitting of the atom came after Einstein's death.

    • When we see George driving to the hospital with Ken and Carrie it is dark outside. When they get to the hospital and we see an outside shot of the building it is daytime and the sun is shining.

  • QUOTES (13)

    • Jerry: (to George) Just because your life is destroyed, don't destroy someone else's.

    • Elaine: I think I really sprained it.
      Jerry: Ah, I doubt you sprained it. Maybe you pulled it.
      Elaine: Maybe.
      Jerry: Did you twist it? You could've twisted it.
      Elaine: I don't know.
      Jerry: Did you wrench it? Did you jam it? Maybe you squeezed it, turned it…
      Elaine: You know what? Why don't you just shut the hell up?

    • George: I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven.
      Jerry: Alright, let's see… How about Mug? Mug Costanza. That's original. Or Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl.
      George: Alright… You having a good time now?
      Jerry: I've got fifty right here in the cupboard… How about Bisquick? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce? Maxwell House?
      George: Alright already!!

    • Kramer: A wise man once taught me the healing power of the body's natural pressure points. He sells t-shirts.

    • Kramer: Are you unhappy with our arrangement?
      Jerry: What arrangement?
      Kramer: Well, I was under the impression that I could take anything I wanted from your fridge, and you could take whatever you want from mine.
      Jerry: Yeah? Well, let me know when you get something in there and I will.

    • Jerry: (about Elaine) The only way to really help her is to just let her be.

    • Jerry: I miss the days when they made toys that could kill a kid.

    • (After listening to Newman's verdict)
      Elaine: What? This is your solution? To ruin the bike?

    • George: What names do you like?
      Couple: Well we like Kimberly.
      George: Eh. What else you got?
      Couple: Joan.
      George: Please. I'm eating here.

    • Jerry: Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of
      school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually
      seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service.

    • Doctor: I'm sorry, family only.
      George: I'm family! I'm having sex with the cousin!

    • George: Seven's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl. Or a boy.

    • (in the maternity ward)
      George: Seven!!!

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  • ALLUSIONS (1)

    • Newman: "We will cut the bike down the middle!"
      This is an obvious reference to the story that appears in the book of Kings I & III from the Bible, where two prostitutes approach King Solomon with a "trial case": They were in the same house one night, when the baby of one of the women died at night. One women claimed that the other switched the two babies around. King Solomon suggested to cut the live baby in half and share it equally. The real mother did not agree, and said that the baby should be given to the other woman and that is exactly how Solomon decided the fate of the trial. The trial in "The Seven" follows the exact same pattern.

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