Season 1 Episode 2

The Stakeout

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 31, 1990 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jerry: "Quone"?
      Helen: …30…31…
      Jerry: "Quone"? No, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to challenge that.
      (Jerry picks up the dictionary.)
      Helen: …32…
      Kramer: No, you don't have to challenge that. That's a word. That's a definite word.
      Jerry: I am challenging.
      Kramer: Quone. To quone something.
      Jerry: Uh-huh.
      (Jerry looks up the word.)
      Helen: I'm not playing with you anymore.
      Morty: Quone's not a word.
      Jerry: No good. Sorry. There it is. Get it off.
      Helen: (to Kramer) Why did you make me put that down?
      Kramer: Nah, we need a medical dictionary! If a patient gets difficult, you quone him.