Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 4

Kramer: Two? Sure kid, yeah. But then you gotta promise you'll do something for me.
Bobby: I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again.
Kramer: Yeah, that would be nice. But I really just need this card.

Holly: Do you always stuff meat in your pocket?
Jerry: Uh, sometimes I use the sofa.

Elaine: Thanks for mutton.

Holly: So, is the beef the way you like it?
Jerry: I usually like mine with an angioplasty.

Elaine: So, basically what you're saying is that ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?
Jerry: Undateable!
Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?
Jerry: Alcohol.

Jerry: I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date.
Elaine: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.
Jerry: You're going by sound? What are we, whales?

Elaine: Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit? What are you turning into?
Jerry: A healthy person.

George: I'd rather date the blind. You know, you could let the house go, you let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't really know you're not good enough for her.
Elaine: I think she'd figure it out sooner or later.

Jerry: Women don't respect salad eaters.

Jerry: You spent the night at James's? Did we?
Elaine: Yeah but we reversed positions so there was no funny business.
Jerry: Reversed positions?
Elaine: Yeah, you know, head to toe.
Jerry: So what your genitals are still lined up.
Elaine: No, because I slept with my back to him.
(long pause - no comment from the guys)

Elaine: Head to toe.

Elaine: (on the street with the dogs) I'm a nice person, don't believe what you hear.

George: Pulp can move baby!