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Charlotte York McDougal
Goof: In the restaurant when Charlotte meets Trey's mom, Bunny, you notice that Bunny is smoking a new cigarette. Then she's suddenly holding an unlit cigarette and a lighter. Then, suddenly, the cigarette is lit and there is no sign of the lighter.
Trey: Ladies, may I sweep my bride away?
Miranda: She's all yours.
Carrie: (voice over) It was then that each of us realised that we didn't have it all. Because we no longer had Charlotte.
Aidan: Carrie, I need to ask you something?
Aidan: I don't want to be paranoid here, ok, but you took Pete for a walk, and we both know you're not big on the dog walking. Now, I can smell something, are you cheating?
(Carrie breaths deep)
Aidan: I can smell smoke on you.
Aidan: You're smoking again aren't you?
Carrie: Yea, yea, I am. (thinking to herself) It was the truth...
Aidan: Are you going to quit?
Carrie: I really want to (thinking to herself) and that was too.
Carrie: Three hours later I still hadn't found Pete, and I felt as lost as he was. I had a man who loved me and a man who wanted to leave his wife for me. I should have been on top of the world, but, I wasn't.
Carrie: You have no right to do this, you can't just come back into my life and fuck it all up.
Mr. Big: Well, I think there are two people doing the fucking here Carrie.
Carrie: Do you know what your problem is? You want it all, you want me the girl you screw, and the girl you go home to, her.
Big: That's bull shit, I just want you.
Miranda: I can't believe I'm going to say this, but it feels wierd without her here.
Samantha: That's such a Charlotte thing to say.
Samantha: I can't believe she's marrying that guy?
Miranda: For about a tenth of what's she's worth.
Carrie: Hey, I thought you were Ms pro-marriage these days?
Samantha: Honey, I wasdelirious , I also saw plaid spots all over my bathtub.
Charlotte: I did it. I negotiated with Bunny and I signed the pre-nup.
(Samantha and Miranda hold their breath)
Carrie: That's great sweetie.
Charlotte: I'm getting married.
Carrie, Samantha, Miranda: Congratulations.
Samantha: (to Charlotte) A woman named Bunny? Honey, you can take her.
Charlotte: You guys made it.
Carrie, Miranda, Samantha: hey!
Trey: Ladies, I see you've found the bar.
Miranda: We're good that way.
Miranda: I can't believe Charlotte wants to be in this world? Look at these people, they're like Ken and Barbie cut-outs.
Miranda: It's like Martha Stewart exploded in here.
Carrie: Hey, look, headbands are back in style.
Samantha: I'm starving where's the food?
Miranda: Their wasps, there's never any food, only booze.
Samantha: Fine! Martini, six olives.
Samantha: I'm going to tell you something, there's two types of guys out there, the ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you.
Carrie: (thinking to herself) And I'd, slept with both of them in the last forty-eight hours.
Samantha: And the ones that fuck you, aren't worth a damn. We're all alone, Carrie....(crys)
Carrie: Three days of sleep deprivation had turned Samantha into a whole new woman, Charlotte.
Samantha: Oh, Carrie, it doesn't matter how much you have, if you don't have a guy who cares about you, it don't mean shit.
(Samantha begins to cry)
Samantha: I shoulda gotten married, then at least I'd have a curtain that closes.
Carrie: Why don't you ask the super to fix your window?
Samantha: Because, I don't have one, I own this fucking place, remember.
Aidan: I realized something while I was gone...
Carrie: Oh, you did, did you?
Aidan: Yeah, I love you Carrie.
(silence from Carrie)
Aidan: That too much? Around Trenton, I thought I shouldn't say...
Carrie: No, no, I love you too.
Carrie: I was busy preparing for Aidan to come back. I had slept in Big's and my sex sheets for two days, and like any good junkie knew how to hide the evidence.
Charlotte: I can't sign that. I can't marry someone knowing they feel this way.
Miranda: Listen, this is just their opening offer, it totally standard you go back in a negotiate.
Charlotte: Negotiate? I can't even buy stuff on sale.
Miranda: This is a little unusual, he has you on a vesting schedule. For every five years that you're married you get a percentage of five hundred thousand dollars.
Charlotte: I'm only worth five hundred thousand dollars?
Miranda: Over thirty years.
Carrie: Well, maybe that's their wholesale price?
Miranda: And, if you have any boys, you'll get another hundred grand free and clear.
Carrie: How much for girls?
Carrie: Well, that's just bad buisness.
Miranda: Fifty percent of marriages end in divorce.
Charlotte: See, there's it is again, divorce.
Mirnada: I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But, I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself.
Carrie: See, I'm safe, what's he gonna take from me, shoes? (thinks) Wait a minute, maybe I do need one.
Miranda: Well, this all looks pretty normal.
Charlotte: Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, and we're already talking about divorce.
Carrie: Sweetie, a lot of people do pre-nups these days.
Charlotte: Marriage is supposed to be about love and happiness....
Miranda: And the merging and protecting of assets.
Charlotte: That is so unromantic.
Miranda: And necessary.
(Trey and Charlotte are looking at china plates)
Trey: Thirteen hundred dollars?
Sales Clerk: Yes, and we do very well with it.
Charlotte: It's very beautiful.
Trey: Yes, it would look lovely unto the ramen noodles will be forced to eat, due to my outstanding china loans.
Carrie: I have this non-married, wonderful boyfriend with all his hair waiting for me, who smells great.
Samantha: Don't beat yourself up, Aidan hasn't said I love you yet. Until he does, you're a free agent.
Carrie: How could it feel so good, when it feels so bad.
Samantha: Oh, honey, they design it that way.
Carrie: It's like Big and I have this thing.
Samantha: It's all about the thermones, were just animals reacting to each other's smell.
Samantha: You see us Mahattan, we have it all.
Angry Neighbour: Fuck you!
Samantha: You wish.
Charlotte: Well, I think that having it all really means having someone specail to share it with.
Samantha: Oh, please, that's so Barney.
Samantha: Ladies, let's just say it, we have it all, great apartments, great jobs, great friends, great sex....
Miranda: We can have our baby quiche and eat it too.
Samantha: Exactly, at my age, my mother would settle with three kids and a drunk husband.
Carrie: You just have three drunk friends.
Samantha: By choice.
Samantha: Homemade quiche?
Charlotte: You made these?
Samantha: Oh, hell no! I had them delivered, along with dinner, the wine and a dvd of Affair to Remember, which were watching later, drunk.
Miranda: You can get dvd's delivered?
Samantha: I use this hot new delivery service. You call them, anything you want, they bring it within an hour.
Samantha: Um, last night I ordered condoms.
Miranda: Please, tell me you didn't fuck the delivery guy?
Samantha: No, John, the hot guy from the gym. And let me just say, the condoms came a lot faster than he did.
Carrie: Now there's a nice slogan.
Charlotte: Who knew all this existed in the meat packing district?
Miranda: Yes, just yards away from dumpsters full of decaying cow.
Aidan: What exactly is it you gals do when you get together?
Carrie: Oh, the usual stuff, braid each other's hair, crank calls...
Carrie: Oh, and that Wican stuff that's big now.
Aidan: No talk about the boys?
Carrie: Well, I can't lie, sometimes there is talk about the boys.
Aidan: Men's greatest fear.
Carrie: I thought it was hair loss?
(Aidan shakes his hair) Aidan: No problem there.
Carrie: I can tell.
Samantha's mother's "Cure-All" for the flu is Fanta and cough syrup over ice.
Fanta is a fruit soda with many flavors, such as orange, strawberry, and grape. It is owned by the Coca-Cola Corporation.
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