Goof: When Carrie goes to the bathroom in Big's place, her hair is very messy. When you see her again, it's neatly straight. In the third shot, it's messy again.
Carrie: (voiceover) The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.
Miranda: Hey! I don't need to be lectured about science by a man who's doing a crop rotation on his forehead!
Carrie: In order to survive two decades of dating in New York, Samantha had become a powerful hybrid - the ego of a man trapped in the body of a woman.
Samantha: Relationships have been on a decline since women came out of the cave, looked around, and said, "This isn't so hard."
Carrie: Okay, so you don't need a man, but you still want one.
Samantha: Oh honey, I want more than one.
Carrie: I can't decide whether you represent our future or our demise.
Samantha: I am the future!
Carrie: If the things we leave behind become the archaeological relics of our sexual history, I should be able to leave something. Ancient man left cave drawings to prove they existed. I left a Hair Pro 1200, and I didn't stop at that. Man may have discovered fire, but woman discovered how to play with it.
Carrie: What is it about Big's apartment? Nothing ever sticks. It's like Teflon for women.
Charlotte: I've never done a number two at a guys place before.
Samantha: Honey, you're so uptight you need to do a number seven.
Charlotte: I'm so confused. Is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: It's not that simple anymore. The real question is; is he a straight gay man, or is he a gay straight man?
Samantha: Hopefully, he's a gay straight guy, which means he's straight with a lot of gay qualities. Whereas, a straight gay guy, is just a gay guy who plays sports and won't fuck you.
Carrie: Half my music collection was left behind by past boyfriends.
Charlotte: I always give that stuff back.
Carrie: Oh I don't. I consider it a parting gift. Thanks for playing and here's the latest from Hootie and the Blowfish.
Samantha: They're sexual souvenirs.
Samantha: I never leave underwear at a guy's place, because I never see it again.
Charlotte: What happens to it?
Samantha: Nothing, I just never go back.
Carrie: Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie everytime you sleep with a guy?
Samantha: That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda: And that's why, I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.
Miranda: I know what this is, my right ovary has given up hope that I will ever get married and have kids. It's like working on a case that you know is gonna settle out of court. Why bother?
Carrie: Well, the left one still believes.
Miranda: I'm a biological underachiever. And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard.
Doctor: I got your test results back and everything looks fine.
Doctor: Just one small thing, it appears you have a lazy ovary.
Miranda: A lazy ovary?
Doctor: Yes, your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.
Miranda: Is it possible it's just on strike?
Charlotte: I once found another woman's underwear on a man's bed!
Carrie: Maybe it was Samantha's!
Samantha: I need a new gynecologist. Do you like yours?
Miranda: Not right now, no.
Samantha: Well, at least she's a woman. I tried to go to a man, but it was just too strange. Having a guy spend all that time down there and then you leave, without an orgasm and a bill!
"Believe" by Cher.
"Rockafeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim.
Stephan (describing Betty Buckley): Perhaps it's because she was in Cats
Betty Buckley is a famous Broadway actress, most known for her role as Grizabella in Cats
Catsis a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber about a tribe of cats called the Jellicles and the night they make what is known as "the Jellicle choice" and decide which cat will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new life. It was (until 2008) the longest running musical, when it was overtaken by Phantom of the Operaanother Webber musical.
Hootie & the Blowfish: Hootie & the Blowfish is an American rock band who enjoyed big hits in the mid-1990's.
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