Samantha: I'm telling you Carrie, it was like a wall of flesh coming at me.
Carrie: There's nothing scarrier than a really big one coming at ya.
Samantha: I didn't even want to get my mouth near it. I was afraid I'd get lockjaw. I mean, it was quite a shock. His hands were relatively tiny.
Carrie: Oh don't tell me you believe that.
Samantha: Not any more. I am really going to psych myself up before I try it again.
Carrie: You're going to try it again? Why?
Samantha: Because it's there...
Carrie: Sweetie, it's a penis not Mount Everest.
Samantha: Well, let me tell you, if it was Mount Everest last night I could only make it to Base Camp One.