Charlotte York McDougal
Carrie: You know that people actually asked for refunds after my first class.
Miranda: What do they know?
Carrie: Apparently , more than I do. I feel like a total sham.
Miranda: Oh, easy, that's my friends your talking about there.
Samantha: Oh, I'm sorry.
Claire Anne: Let it go and no one gets hurt.
Samantha: I think I was holding it first.
Claire Anne: I know TaeKwon- Do.
Samantha: I know the Manager.
(Claire Anne laughs)
Claire Anne: You're spunky, I like spunky women.
Samantha: We're a dying breed.
Claire Anne: No kidding! I'll let you have the scarf if you show me where a gal can get a hard drink in a dark bar around here.
Samantha: Done and done.
Charlotte: This is important to me Carrie, I need him to see me sexually.
Carrie: I know you do sweetie, I'm just not sure I need to.
Samantha: That girl needs a stick out of her ass and a dick in her coahie, pronto.
Charlotte: Sex is something special, it's supposed to happen between two people who love each other....
Samantha: Or, two people who love sex.
Charlotte: Oh, my God! You're such a....
Samantha: A what? What am I Charlotte?
Charlotte: When are you going to learn that you can't just sleep with everything that comes along....
Samantha: Hey, Mrs. Softie, at least I'm getting laid.
Charlotte: Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?
Samantha: Because I can.
Charlotte: How can you not know anything about him? You slept with him?
Samantha: I fucked him. He made me come six times, that's good enough for me.
Miranda: He had money set aside for this.
Carrie: It's nice. I'm dead, your not, enjoy the buffet.
Miranda: Damn it! I like him even more now. He was organized enough to have a will.
Miranda: This is my first wake.
Carrie: Don't expect a goody bag.
Carrie: What do I know about men? All I have is a bunch of failed relationships..
Miranda: And one affair.
Carrie: Do you know that there are no avaliable men out there?
Miranda: We're at my date's wake...so yes.
Charlotte: We've been trying to you know...
Charlotte: Whatever! And it's just not....
Samantha: Getting big and hard?
Carrie: What is this dirty mad libs?
Charlotte: I love him, but it's so frustrating.
Miranda: Of course it is.
Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost....
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
Samantha: I just got us a reservation at Sumba next week.
Carrie: Oh, fancy!
Samantha: But, I could only get us a four top. Do you think Trey would mind staying home?
Charlotte: No, he doesn't seem up for much these days.
Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.
Miranda: (to Carrie over the phone) I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.
Miranda: He doesn't even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.
Carrie: Yeah! That's illegal dumping.
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