Sex and the City

Season 2 Episode 12

La Douleur Exquise!

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Aug 22, 1999 on HBO



  • Quotes

    • Stanford: Excuse me, but when did wild sex come back in style?
      Carrie: Oh I think that was the weekend you spent at the Barney's warehouse sale.
      Waiter: (male, barely dressed) Three cosmopolitans, a diet coke, and a vodka martini with a twist.
      Samantha: (whips the table) I said olive! (Waiter bends over, and Samantha gives his butt a whipping) Bad waiter! Bad waiter!
      Miranda: What do you tip for that?
      Samantha: Anyone else want a whack?
      Charlotte: How does he wait our tables dressed like that, it's humiliating.
      Carrie: Well the summer I worked at Howard Johnson's I had to wear an orange hat.
      Samantha: Don't be so judgemental! This is just a sexual expression. All these people have jobs and pay their bills. They're just having fun with fetishes. (tickling Charlotte with the tip of her whip) Hmm, I wonder what your fetish is.
      Stanford: Charlotte has a thing for Crabtree & Evelyn foot cream.
      Charlotte: I don't have a fetish!
      Samantha: We all have a fetish! The difference between us and them is, they're putting it out there where everyone can see. And I think it's healthy and fabulous.
      Carrie: (getting up) Well, it was lovely to see you all. And remember ladies, whipping on the first date is considered forward.
      Stanford: You sit your ass down, Mistress Carrie, there are drinks present.
      Carrie: No can do, Big's flying to Paris tomorrow for business and I want to say goodbye.
      Samantha: Oh, why not give him a goodbye he'll never forget? (hands the whip and top hat to Carrie)
      Stanford: Sacre bleu!
      Samantha: Go get 'im, girl!