Sex and the City

Season 2 Episode 9

Old Dogs, New Dicks

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Aug 01, 1999 on HBO
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Episode Summary

Carrie tries to get Mr. Big out of some of his annoying habits. Samantha chances on an old boyfriend who is now a drag queen, named in her honor, at drag bingo. Charlotte is horrified to find she's dating an uncircumcised man. Miranda is still dating Steve, the bartender, but they have problems with incompatible life-styles and schedules.moreless

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    Jackie Beat

    Jackie Beat

    Drag caller

    Guest Star

    Alex Draper

    Alex Draper


    Guest Star

    Lorraine Farris

    Lorraine Farris


    Guest Star

    Chris Noth

    Chris Noth

    Mr. Big

    Recurring Role

    David Eigenberg

    David Eigenberg

    Steve Brady

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (2)

      • When Miranda and Steve are making love in bed in the last scene, the microphone boom can be seen briefly as the camera zooms out.

      • When Miranda wants to have "Night-time Sex" with Steve she tries to light the candles in her room to set the mood.. However, as she lights the last one, Steve starts to come and she hurries to light but actually does not light it

    • QUOTES (12)

      • Mike: You do realize this makes me a virgin?
        Charlotte: I'll be gentle.

      • Carrie: You're a half hour late. Your doorman things I'm a hooker.
        Mr Big: Did you make any money?
        Carrie: Not funny!

      • Samantha: I love morning sex.
        Miranda: I haven't had morning sex since I was in college, and then it was only because I didn't have to be in class till eleven.

      • Carrie: Why is it, it's the woman who always has to change and never the guy?
        Charlotte: Because we are more adaptable.

      • Samantha: All I'm saying is uncut men are the best. They try harder. I should know, I've slept with five of them.
        Charlotte: Out of how many?
        Carrie: Infinity!

      • Miranda: I am so circumcising my kids.
        Carrie: I think you can pay people to do that now.
        Miranda: I don't ever want to know there's some woman out there calling my son a shar pei.

      • Miranda: If eighty-five percent of men aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with fifteen percent of the poplution, tops.
        Carrie: Wow, you're pratically a virgin.

      • Samantha: Personally, I love an uncircumcised dick. It's like a tootsie pop, hard on the outside with a delicious surprise on the inside.
        Charlotte: It's not normal.
        Carrie: Actually, something like eighty-five percent of men aren't circumcised.
        Charlotte: Great. Now they're taking over the world.
        Carrie: It's a penis, not Godzilla.

      • Samantha: It's not what it looks like, it's what they can do with it.
        Charlotte: Well, I don't need one that can make it's own carrying case.

      • Charlotte: There was so much skin. It was like a shar pei.
        Carrie: You've never seen an uncircumcised one?
        Charlotte: I'm from Connecticut.

      • Samantha: Honey, you can't change that about a man. It's part of their genetic code, like farting.

      • Samantha: If checking out other women is the biggest problem you're having with him, you're lucky.
        Carrie: Well, if it's that small he should be able to stop.

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