Samantha: Here's what I think. Round up all the divorced men and keep them in a pound. That way you get their whole history before you take one home.
Charlotte: Just because a man's divorced doesn't mean he has a problem. Like my brother, Wesley. He just separated from his wife Leslie.
Samantha: Eh...Wesley and Leslie? I don't think so.
Carrie: What is that? Marriage by Mother Goose?
Miranda: Definitely a candidate for the pound.
Charlotte: Okay, I was gonna ask you all to meet him because he's coming to visit me, and now, forget it.
Carrie: No, no, no, honey, we want to meet Wesley, of Wesley and Leslie, and P.S., does he work for Nestle?
Charlotte: My brother is very important to me and I'm not gonna have him subjected to scrutiny and ridicule.
Samantha: I'll be scrutiny, (to Miranda) you be ridicule.
Miranda: I always have to be ridicule, why can't you be ridicule for once?