Sex and the City

Stanford's grandmother: Do you want a family? Carrie: (voice)As I looked around at all the memorabilia and family photographs, the faces of brides and grooms, children and grandchildren, I realized... (end of voiceover) Yes, I do.

(Carrie and Charlotte are stretching together in yoga class) Carrie: (voiceover) My Zen teacher once told me that there was nothing like yoga to quiet a busy mind. Just as I had reached the moment of no thought... Charlotte: (whispering) I think I broke my vagina. Carrie: Oh sorry, am I pulling too hard? Charlotte: No, metaphorically, I mean. With "the rabbit."

(Miranda shows Carrie and Charlotte the vibrator at the store) Miranda: Ladies, I'd like you to meet "The Rabbit." Carrie: 92 dollars?! Miranda: Please, think about the money we spend on shoes. Charlotte: Well I have no intention of using that. I'm saving sex for someone I love. Miranda: Fantastic. Is there a man in the picture? (Carrie takes it out of the box) Charlotte: Look! Oh, it's so cute! Oh I thought it would be all scary and weird, but it isn't! It's pink, for girls! I love the little bunny, it has a little face! Like Peter Rabbit. Carrie: And it's even got a remote. I mean, how lazy do you have to be?

Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device. Miranda: You say that, but you haven't met The Rabbit. Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse. Charlotte: A vibrator does not call you on your birthday. A vibrator doesn't send you flowers the next day. And you cannot take a vibrator home to meet your mother. Miranda: Well. I know where my next orgasm is coming from. Who here can say as much?

(Carrie and Stanford went to the ballet together) Carrie: Oh God I love "Sleeping Beauty"! The music, the sets, the costumes! It's so romantic! (She twirls around and imitates a ballerina) Stanford: You only like it because she gets to sleep for a hundred years and she doesn't age.

Samantha: My feet are killing me. Carrie: Here, sit down. Samantha: I can't. This outfit only works if I'm standing.

Stanford: Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle.