Sex and the City Season 2 Episode 4

Carrie: When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections, smoking/non-smoking, single/non-single?

Miranda: I'd take an orgasm over a cup of French drip Colombian any day.
Carrie: For me, its a toss up.

Miranda: Your seriously advocating faking?
Charlotte: No, but if you really like a guy what's one little moment of oh oh, versus, spending the whole night in bed alone.

Samantha: Is he really that bad in bed?
Miranda: No, he's just, he's a guy. They can re-build a jet engine but when it comes to a woman, what's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx.
Samantha: It's not really their fault you know, they don't come with a manual. If I had a son I'd teach him all about the vagina.
Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services.

Miranda: This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely!

Carrie: I'm all over the city looking like something that got caught in a drain.

(Charlotte is reading a magazine article)
Miranda: How is that helping? This piece of trash has nothing, I repeat nothing to do with us.
Samantha: Exactly, we are single and fabulous.
Charlotte: Absolutely.

Carrie: That question mark is hostile.
Charlotte: Miranda can't we sue them or something?
Miranda: For what, mis-punctuation?

Carrie: I was set up.
Samantha: I agree, you're single and fabulous and fucked.
Carrie: Not after that picture I won't be.

Miranda: Orgasms, major thing in a relationship.
Charlotte: But it's not the only thing. Orgasms don't send you Valentine's Day cards and they don't hold you hand during a sad movie.
Carrie: Mine do!

(the girls are jogging in the park)
Charlotte: Cute, who's that?
Miranda: An Ophthalmologist I once faked orgasms with.
Carrie: Ok, we're officially stopping.
Miranda: I only slept with him twice. The first time I faked it because it was never going to happen, and the second time I had to fake it because I faked it the first time.

Carrie: I could not get a cab.
Stanford: So what do you do, grab onto a bumper and let one drag you here?
Carrie: Stop, I was up all night. I need a coffee the size of my head.

Miranda: I'm impressed, not dumping us for a guy.
Samantha: Is that the kind of girl you think I am?