Laurel: I have a question. Do you think that 25 is too young to write a personal memoir?
Carrie: Well as long as it doesn't deal with incest, Prozac or partying, no.
Laurel: Well it does deal with sex. Or rather not having sex. It's about how girls my age are saving themselves for marriage.
Carrie: Saving what for marriage?
Laurel: Our virginity.
Carrie: Are you seriously telling me that you've never had sex with a man?
Laurel: That is correct.
Carrie: Okay, now what do you consider sex?
Laurel: Are you implying that I'm some kind of Lewinsky?
Carrie: No, no...
Laurel: I'm talking no blow jobs, no hand jobs...
Carrie: Alright, I get it, no jobs of any kind.