Thank Lord Neptune this horrible excuse for a show got cancelled! One less shit show to air on Disney Channel! Now all that's missing is Austin & Ally, Jessie, ANT Farm, Dog with a Blog, & Live and Maddie :D
The main thing this show is teaching young girls is how to dress like whores, & become strippers when they grow up.
The so-called songs in this trash is nothing but auto-tune & heavy editing. The fangirls of this show are giving me & everyone else excuses as to why they use auto-tune so much, such as how one of the girls has some sort of dysfunction or whatever, but that's not excuse. If you can't sing, then you can't sing, even with auto-tune. There is nothing wrong with using a bit of auto-tune, but when you rape the usage of a piece of technology like that, like the way Selena Gomez or this show does, then we have a problem.
The dancing is tediously bad; the two girls in this show couldn't dance to save their own lives. Every time they 'dance' around, they look like nothing more than a bunch of monkeys throwing their arms & legs everywhere. And not to mention that their coordination is below the barrel of mediocre when compared to superior dancing moves like what you can find in other, much superior dancing movies/shows like Smash, Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Hairspray (2007), Dirty Dancing, West Side Story, & Saturday Night Fever. If you call Shake it Up's dancing great, then there is seriously something wrong with you.
As far as the acting goes, oh man, let me tell you that I've seen better acting in any of the first 3 Twilight movies (Breaking Dawn's acting was actually great, for once), The Fog (remake), A Nightmare on Elm Street (remake), & even Species than in this garbage. Bella Thorne & Zendeya need to learn how to act pronto (as well as looking for a talent)! Even the most mediocre actors/actresses like Tara Reid, & Ashton Kutcher have far more talent than they do! The same can be said for every other actor present here. All of the actors here give a performance as if they mixed acid with Monster after adding crap-loads of sugar in it.
As for the costumes, please, they are just awful, slutty, & according to a few of a my friends from Chicago, have no single trait of a Chicagoan. Characters are also blatantly annoying, & unrealistic, but the most annoying characters are the fraternal twins (Gunther & Tinka?), who are annoying beyond the barrier, & have the fakest/cheapest accents ever. The accents in "Queen of the Damned" sound much more authentic compared to their accents (& the accents in that movie sounded fake as fuck). Massive stereotyping is also found here.
Then we come to the show's plot & realism. Does it have those two? Not even! One of the characters' mom is some sort of security guard for the apartment they live in, but what's unrealistic about that? Its that their apartment itself is something they CANNOT afford, seriously, especially under a security guard's salary. Another unrealistic thing? How the hell did the main characters even get on the 'popular' show Shake it Up Chicago in the first place? Because the show apparently needs two good dancers who are talented. And i can tell you, again, that Cece & Rocky have neither of those two qualities, & cannot get jobs that easily as dancing teachers with their dreadful choreography.
The characters are no better. Sometimes I feel like Rocky & Cece are lesbians still hiding it severely behind their faces. Because seriously, these two do EVERYTHING together; they eat together, they dance together, they share the same room together, & I'll be they even take a shit & together. And also, how are these two even friends in the first place? Cece is always taking shit from Rocky, & I mean always. Rocky always puts Cece down or leaves her in her shadow. So how these two are supposed to be called friends, I will never know. Cece is also a whore, because in another episode, she wanted a date with a college guy.
And the overall message of the show? Like i said above, to show little girls to dress like a bunch of sluts, & become strippers! How so? For one, look at the way the girls in the show dress! No teenage girl that has a hint of sanity in her brain would dress like Rocky & Cece do, & no parent that has self-respect for their kids will go out & buy their terrible outfits. And secondly, the girls in this show dance for nothing but crap that they want, not that they NEED. In the pilot episode, they danced in the subway station to earn some cash. For food? NO! For a damn cellphone! They also whined like a toddler in the toy aisle after that dance because they only got $1 as tip for their "dancing" (which consisted of them just shaking their hips). Show how aggressively ungrateful they are for at least earning something. In another, the two of them snuck out of their room to go into an ADULT PARTY, & they're only 14 YEARS OLD! If that's not being a whore, then i don't know what is!
That's the the other thing in this show; it shows horrible lesons to kids. Such as whoring yourself out, complaining & whining about things that aren't a big deal, putting down others, not giving a damn about school or homework simply because it's "not cool/hip", disobeying your parents & frankly be rude to all adults, being highly superficial & judging your friends on their appearance, being sassy, & sneak out of the house only to go to a big kid party. Oh, & I almost forgot that it's so hip to be under 14 & date someone well over 16 years old as well as lie about your age just to get into clubs.
Did I also mention that the writers of this garbage had the nerve to make fun of people with eating disorders? Really, look it up. The two whores on this show were on a popular talk-show show and the psychologist lady said the following, "You guys are so adorable! I could just eat you guys if I ate". If you fantards expect anyone to find that funny then you all need to donate your brains to science in order for them to find out if there is a cure for being a bunch of ret@rds.
So as an overall, this is just a crap show from an already crap network from the start! (with the exception of the handful of shows I liked from it) Disney Channel has fallen downhill, drastically! They replaced the cartoons & handful of decent live-action shows with all of this Tween-pop BS, actors who have NO TALENT, & shows that have the same damn basic lesson, DATING!
And any one of you fantards of fangirls of this show can thumb me down or bash me, call me a hater, say I have no life, no talent, can't sing, I'm ugly, etc. because you know everything I said is true!
That's another thing that really pisses me off about this show; not just the show as a whole, but the bumbling idiots of a fanbase it cultivates. The fans give no rat's-ass about the show in general, they only care about the shitty looks. And why do I say that? Because a few days back, I saw some moron fangirl on that horrible "Fashion is my kryptonite" video stating that they don't care that the music sucks, but they care about the dresses. So from that logic, it is clear that the fans of this crap are clear idiots, ignorant beyond words who wouldn't know good television even if you slapped it right on their faces. I give up hope for any person who watches & loves the shit Disney Channel produces, I really do.
Another thing that pisses me off about this show's moronic fanbase is how they all are clearly stupid kids, ON THE INTERNET, & they say "OMG don't say mean things about them how do you think they feel when they read your mean comments?!!1? Would you want people to say mean things about you?!". SHUT. UP. Welcome to the damn internet! Possibly the cruelest place in the world. No one cares about this show's actors' feelings, because no one likes their dreadful show, bad dancing, awful singing, & bad acting. If you're going to cry, wet your panties, & feel offended when people say 'mean things' about your favorite, mediocre actors from a shitty show, then get the hell off the internet, & grow a spine.
You can't say that "I bet you cant dance" because you don't jack-shit about anyone who says that Zendeya & Bella can't dance, because they're right. These two people couldn't dance, act, or sing to save their lives. People say they are shitty dancers, etc. because it's the truth. They have no rhythm, no ballet, no splits, no jumps, & anything else a normal, GOOD dancer would do. Any reject from "Dancing with the Stars" can easily out-dance these two girls. So if you're going to say any stupid crap about anyone, don't cry when they own you & say 'mean things', & don't say crap like "You can't dance" or "you have no talent" because someone bashed your shitty show. No one is jealous of your mediocre dancers from a shitty show, & anyone who knows what good dancing & singing "untalented".
To top this off: NO ONE CARES THAT YOU THINK WE ARE MEAN TO ROCKY & CECE. People attack these characters, because they suck & deserve it. People are harsh to their dancing because they're terrible dancers, & if Zendaya & Bella read these reviews on how bad their dancing is, then good, maybe they will accept the fact that they are shitty dancers, & will either quit or take some REAL dancing lessons, because they really need some.
And if you are going to say anything like that, please, I have a life, & a hobby, & even taste! I listen to REAL [Disney] music, watch GOOD TV & movies, & even use my time to do other things like drawing, dancing, singing, watching movies, playing video games, & achieving my goals.
Shake it up it a profanity! Im only 13 but its dum story plots, utter crap charictaers, and oer dressed teens. t is not as bad its like disneys icarly its stupid ass, ***ed, and bad. I think kids these days who watch it have no mind like kid spungebob viewers ever since spunge bob tv went down so damn much! Im not saying all shows on thier are bad though I can name a few johney test, regular show, adventure time (kinda) good luck charlie, etc those are the only good shows running on kids tv nick has none! But yeah spungebob changed kids tv in a bad way!
Three years of two teenagers wearing slutty clothes and terrible dance moves has finally ended. This show's basically about girls who dress like whores and have this obsession with "dancing". Literally. It's an obsession. There's this one episode where Rocky hurts her foot on a rock and needs surgery on it, and right before her surgery she's lying in bed crying and whining about how she might not be able to dance again and how that'll ruin her life forever. And they don't even dance, all they do is move their arms and legs like a bunch of monkeys and they expect people to call that dancing. Disgrace. All the characters have shitty personalities; the main characters are bitchy and dumb bimbos, while the rest are just uninteresting and annoying.
This show was a piece of shit. garbage there acting sucks,and there dancing sucks. every single episode is the same crap. Cece is a fucking crybaby and i know she is the one that ruins the whole show with her dumb ass. thank goodness this show is over cause really they dance for noting. They area ll *** and if they keep making shows like this then there ratings are going to go down. The next show like i didn't do It should be good cause if they want to make Disney good they have to make good shows instead of STEALING THINGS FROM SUITE LIFE cause they copied them with the long name thing that estervon had and now its in shake it up, SMD u guys r a piece of shit this show deserved a 0 not even a one
I think this show isn't the worst... Like some episodes I liked but some of them I didn't like as much.. I think some of the characters are funny I like Cece and how Bella thorne acts but Zendeya I didn't like as much, but overall I guess its an okay show.. Ive seen worst.
This show is so horrendous entertaining and auto tuned I want to cry. The characters are bitches and unmemorable the set is bland as potato chips and the dancing is so bad it makes me and my friends look good ( FYI my friends and I are obviously bad dancers) but enough chatter lets get on with this bs show
Characters: ( BOO!!)
Rocky: a know it all bitch who only cares about her grades and could care less about her only friend CeCe She is even worse than CeCe in dancing
CeCe: a bitchy jerk who fights with her BFF Rocky a hell lot more times than she is nice to her she's dumber than 500 Patricks and is horrible at dancing I seriously wonder what she'll do after college ( if she goes to college at least)
Ty: useless character who needs both acting and dance lessons by the way he uses his dancing to impress girls but fails 99.9 percent of the time
Deuce: suprisingly the only character I can tolerate I'm not saying he will win an Academy Award but at least he didn't show wasn't bitchy or jerkish
Flynn: the character I most despise an arrogant little brat who thinks he's a ladies' man and says his recurring "joke" "I'll get it mom!" when she's not even in the house which got old after the first time
Gunther and Tinka: no comment
Dina: super fake Jersey accent since I am from New Jersey!! If the creators were gonna have a girl with an NJ accent the least they could do was get someone who was actually from Jersey.
Jokes: there were none
Dancing: my cousin could do better shake it ups dancers are pretty horrid. It looked like they were barely trying. The choreographer was probably some hobo from Brooklyn
Laugh Track: as usual overplayed along with the rest of their shitty shows Jessie ANT Farm Dog with a Blog and Liv and Maddie Seriously when was the last time Disney didn't have a laugh track for their sitcoms
Singing: one word: auto tune
Overall: 0 out of 10 don't recommend to anyone unless you're a girl under ten or gay
I hate this show so much. I'm not going to lie, the jokes on Disney shows are sometimes funny but on this show they are not. Everyone on this show is always screaming and the jokes are the worst I have ever heard.
The show is about Two teenage girls who get to be on their favorite dance show "Shake it up Chicago"
Cecelia "Cece" Jones (the white one in the picture) is obviously the main character (Rocky is also the main character. the creators wanted them to be equals but the show takes place at Cece's house and Cece is always in the front) Cece use to be an okay character but for some reason she has become too dumb to live and I hate her a lot.
Rockelle "Rocky" Blue. (the mixed one in the picture) I like Rocky's character sometimes but at times she can act like an annoying, does good always, type of person. and she talks a lot. and her eyes open really wide at times.
Flynn Jones. Cece's younger brother. I HATE HIM SOOOOOO MUCH. He is mean to everyone, greedy, conceited, a total asshole to even complete strangers yet the show is obsessed with him and always have him come on top. He is usually rewarded for his bad behavior and takes credit for the things other people do. I also hate children who try to act older than they really are. It's annoying and not cute at all. He reminds me of another annoying Character that I hate named Zuri Ross from a show called "Jessie" who tries to act bigger than she is.
Ty Blue. Rocky's older brother. He is soooo useless. He usually never appears and when he does he doesn't do anything except for make really terrible jokes. He is also a really bad actor
Martin "Deuce" Martinez. I actually kind of like his character. He's the only one with a solid personality. He is a bit of a stereotype and His uni-brow makes watching him on the show really awkward. His girlfriend Dina also has a really terrible sounding voice.
Gunther and Tinka. I hate them and their stupid accents. They are probably the worst antagonist on the show. Tinka wasn't in the season 1 theme song, yet she appeared in more episodes than Gunther in that season. They were also very annoying. I'm so glad they stopped doing the" Ba bye Babyeeee!" thing, It was too embarrassing to even watch.
The show had the worst finale ever and I'm glad this train-wreak of a show danced itself to the grave.
As soon as I first saw this show, I wanted it to be cancelled. None of them can dance AT ALL! The whole show is about 2 friends named Rocky and CeCe getting on a dance show called Shake it Up Chicago. What a stupid idea. But EVERY Disney show HAS to have singing or dancing.
Rocky: the smarter of the two. She brags and complains about her grades and is WAY too stuck up. She seems to be the mature one out of the two so she also brags about that.
CeCe: an idiot redhead. Disney has done that before with blondes, why do it with a redhead? She always talks about how great of a dancer she is, thst makes her even more annoying.
Ty: Rocky's brother. Not that has compared to other characters.
Flynn: the obnoxious younger brother who tries way too hard to be funny.
Deuce: what kind of name is THAT? nothing to say about him.
Dina: Deuces girlfriend. Cut it out with the fake accent.
Gunther and Tinka: don't get me started on them. NOT FUNNY, AND STUPID ACCENT.
You shouldn't even call them actors.
THANK YOU DISNEY! THIS SHOW IS FINALLY CANCELLED! NO MORE BFF FIGHTS, NO MORE DANCING, NO MORE SINGING! THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN CANCELLED A LONG TIME AGO.
I remember when you first came out, the minute Hannah Montana was off the air for good, your little putrid ass had to rise up from its dead ashes. Hannah Montana was the downfall of all Disney Channel, and damn did you help in bringing it lower. This show basically brought in all the shitty forced "comedy" that Disney Channel is known for today. I know a lot you people thought Hannah Montana did, but this is more of the onion flavored icing on top of the rotten apple cake.
Let's sum it up on the New Disney Channel Requirement List:
1. Bad Actors- Yes
2. Horribly Written Jokes- Yes
3. An Idiot friend and a Smart Friend- Yes
4. Divorced and/or Dead Parents- You wouldn't have a DC show without one!
5. An Obnoxious Little Brother- Check
6.2 Idiotic Somewhat Antagonist- Check
7. Dancing/Music Scenario revolved around the entire fucking show- BUT OF COURSE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE A DC SHOW THAT WOULDN'T HAVE THAT?
I mean, it's not like they have to be CREATIVE or anything, right? NAH we'll just take what worked before, mix it up with something ELSE that worked before, add an ANNOYING LAUGH TRACK ON THAT, and call it a HIT DISNEY CHANNEL SHOW.
and Guess what? It's finally ENDING for GOOD. thank GOD.
So Shake It Up is marked off, all that's left is Jessie, Austin and Ally, and ANT Farm
I prayed, I begged, I pleaded everyday that this show would get canceled. And thankfully, finally, fortunately, it has happened! Three years of two teenagers wearing slutty clothes and terrible dance moves later. Shake It Up, it is finally your time to Shake it Down. No more terrible music videos, or annoying twins, or annoying ass brothers who probably needs to go to a mental institution. Finally! I have never been more pleased with Disney's decision. On November 10, 2013, the nightmare will end. And we can all throw a party...
@Belladaya1, how did this show better your dancing skills? It never specifically taught you the moves. And its not even dancing. Its just two slutty girls jumping and hopping around like a hyper rabbit.
Everybody who hates it will like the other sitcoms, this not so good show is one of the dumbest shows in the Disney Channel universe. Please recommend the higher rated ones first! The haters think it's a lifetime, but it is not! Three years of stupidness, I would rather watch the animated series than this dumb show.
1/10 due to the lack of likeliness, happiness, and happy faces. Known as less likes, sadness, and sad faces. Or angriness and angry faces. Not so recommended.
This show's basically about two 13 year old girls who dress like prostitutes and have this obsession with dancing. Literally. It's an obsession. There's this one episode where Rocky hurts her foot on a rock and needs surgery on it, and right before her surgery she's lying in bed crying and whining about how she might not be able to dance again and how that'll ruin her life forever. And of course, her foot heals. Which really sucks for us because if she lost her ability to dance, it would have given them an excuse to cancel the show. But no, it remains on the air. Let's take a look at all the annoying characters, shall we?
Cece: A red-headed bimbo who dresses like a hooker and has an IQ of about 2. She's always fantasizing about being this big celebrity because she thinks that just because she's on this show that's basically a teen rip-off of the Lawrence Welk show, she's all that. She's a stuck-up wannabe who should get a job instead of walking around talking about how great a dancer she is.
Rocky: A smart ass who thinks that just because she's the smarter one out of the duo she's the smartest girl on Earth. She's always whining about her grades or correcting people's errors. She's also a stuck-up wannabe.
Flynn: An annoying little 8 year old who runs around making shit happen like he's on crack or something. And for some reason he's always left home alone. It makes sense really. The mom's almost never around, and when she is, she acts like she doesn't give a fuck about any of her children.
Deuce: Wannabe drug dealer who thinks he's so cool because he has rows of watches in his coat.
Dina: Female Deuce with the fakest New Jersey accent I've ever heard.
Gunther and Tinka: Don't even get me started on these two. They're annoying foreign people with extremely fake accents. Gunther dresses like a gay stripper, while Tinka dresses like a Tokyo fashion doll. They're stuck-up and act like they're the best of the best when they don't actually have any genuine talent (like everyone else on the show).
There are more characters on this show that I could get into, but that would take forever. Anyway, like I said, the show they're on is basically a teen rip-off of The Lawrence Welk Show. Except with trashy hip hop music that's horrendously auto-tuned and strobe lights that rape your eyes. Not to mention bad dancing. As for the humor, it's corny and practically nonexistent. I'd tell Disney to cancel it, but what good will that do? Disney's just like Nick. You think they learned their lesson with the other failed shows everyone hates, until they come out with another abomination like this one.
UPDATE: IT WAS CANCELLED! EVERYBODY PRAISE TO THE HEAVENS! ONLY 8 MORE DAYS OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
I heard this summer that shake it up was going to end and I thought to myself "thank god it is ending". I cant wait until November for this god awful crappy show to finally end. It'll all be over come November 10 2013.
I just heard that they are canceling the show. Finally, no more of the damn, annoying kid who yells "I got it mom!' when she is not even in the room. I never liked him or anyone else on the show. Whenever the foreign twins stared dressing up in sparkling clothes and showing off their snobbish attitude, my teeth would clench. Especially that little kid. Disney channel needs to stop letting this so-called producers and writers with crappy comedy sense and thinking lil kids will be laughing or learning to this. Cause it won't.
I mean this show was good for like the first two episodes. The jokes arent funny at all, they over dress and they think theyre soooo cool. Theyre not! Theyre not making up their own ideas anymore.... Thats just not right!
Disney was great with all of their Sweet Life Of Zack And Cody and their Phil Of The Furture and their Big Movies every year were waaaaaay better then. Then they make ***ed Movies like Teen Beach Movie
etc. They did WOWP Alex vs Alex cause they needed more people to watch them if you dont like this channel i suggest Disney XD.
Cece-they ran out of blondes who didn't want to act like idiots, so they just made a red-head who is an idiot '<3's to dance'. No one acts THAT stupid, and the fact that she only cares about herself, along with Rocky, is a bad example.
Rocky-A smart, stuck-up girl who thinks she's all that is selfish, just like her best friend. Or rival, if I should say.
Ty-Not that bad of a character, probably the only one who cares Flinn and other characters and doesn't act like an idiot, which is really surprising, since he's related to Rocky.
Deuce-The only guy who deserves a girlfriend and is hard working.
Overall, this show was good when it started, but the characters and jokes only got more stupider. The music on this show is absolutely horrible, so I wish it would end already, because the dancing is choreographed and Rocky and Cece's character are TERRIBLE dancers.
I completely HATE this show, Everything about it, The characters, The Humor, The Plot
I knew this was trouble when i first saw it, Let me get started with the plot, Two 12 year old girls (Tween) Who dont even look twelve ,yet act like 10 year olds Get sent to Chicago for a dancing show called shake it up, What is the whole point of keeping the show going to, show how life it is for two stupid Bitches seriously, let me Get started with the characters
Rocky Blue- She is the least one i hate out of all the characters, but she can be annoying and act like shes The Best chick in the world, Her jokes are Trashy, She is kind of pretty, But Not
Cece Jones, UGH I FUCKING HATE THIS TRASHY PIECE OF SHIT BITCH,The first time i saw the actress i gagged Cuz i knew she is trouble Are you fucking Kidding me??? She doesnt belong in this show .she is lazy, Repulsive and Stuck up as hell, Shake it up would be 2x Better than this mistake.
Flynn- Ugh Annoying little kid that tries to hard to be funny, I just wanna punch him in the face of the annoying ness, There is absolutely no point of this character
Deuce Martinez- Lol what kind of name is deuce WTF, when i first heard this guys name i though his name was douche, Well all i gotta say about him is that he is a wannabee drug dealer which is not a kids role model
Ty Blue- Just like rocky, I have nothing to say about him, he is the one who is not the funniest but not the best so Yea
Dina Garcia- Ugh will you shut the fuck up with that accent it sounds so fake but not as fake as the Tinka and gunther.
Tinka And gunther- .... Dont get me fucking started with their asses, all i have to say is that they should stop with their annoying accents , sounds like they are trying to hard to be funny, and are immature and stupid
OK im done there are some other characters, but they are as worthless and untalented as the whole cast is, CANCEL IT UP I HATE THIS SHOW , most boring disney show ever, My other family likes it but they have no taste in shows so Yep
This show is into its 3rd season?Anyway this show is an example of the bad acting,corny jokes,and the horrible talent that disney channel has made a tv show is unbearable and has an ok plot but could be made much better.
It's another overused formula but this time, it's worse than you can imagine. Like the majority of "Disney" shows "humor" is really bad jokes, one of the hugest complaint is the clothes. Yes, I agree that Cece and Rocky dress stupidly but I feel like Goonter and Tinka dress even weirder. Either way,
NO ONE dresses like the way these girls do, and I don't care whatever your stupid charts say they're wrong. I know being a teen myself.
I won't bother criticizing the dancing because I don't know what "Hot" in the dance world. But I do know that the girls CAN NOT SING and the music is so auto tuned it rapes your ears. You can dislike my opinion all you want ten year olds, but I'm saying the truth. And Walt Disney would be appalled if he knew that this show was under his name.
This show is the most stupidest and the dorkiest show ever since Hannah Montana! If i were in charge of Disney Channel, I fired those stupid tweens and bring back Mickey Mouse and friends and only use the channel for cartoons. By the way, Rocky is a guy name, not a girl name.
I honestly am appualed on how many 12 year old girls love this show. It is horribly lame, bad acting. FLYNN IS SO EFFING ANNOYING. Bad dancers, too mainstream and even iCarly has this parody of it. When Carly was watching something on (dingo channel=parody of Disney) and something similar of shake it up came on, she shutters says (ugh) and turns off the tv. Shake it up also lacks originality. Steals half of other shows idea and isn't even funny. I'm surprised this show is still being picked up.
It isn't the best show that disney channel have created. It isn't a great show like Good luck Charlie, Wizards of Waverly Place, Austin and Ally and others like that but it is still a good show in my opinion. I will watch it if it is on.
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