Lip: What's it like with my dad living at your house?
Lip: It's only gonna get weirder.
Fiona: (to Carl) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The bat is for killing, not for taking to school. I don't need any more notes from your teacher.
Kev: No! Yo, Destructo, that's my toaster!
Carl: Trying to make Melted Man.
Kev: Yeah, use a blowtorch like a normal kid.
Steve: And what exactly does "hooked up" mean?
Kev: Last time I checked, penis goes into vagina.
Fiona: This is Aunt Ginger?
Frank: In the flesh.
Fiona: Ginger has a hard-on.
Frank: She was born with a large clitoris. As kids, we were told to keep our hugs brief.
Fiona: Dad, you've been cashing her checks. That's a felony. We're living in her house. Was there even a will?
Frank: You don't need a will, if she's not technically dead.
Fiona: Yes, she is technically dead, Dad. Dead is dead. Just because you haven't told anybody that she is dead, doesn't make her not dead.
(at the nursing home)
Frank: For the record, I do not want to be sent to a place like this.
Fiona: Don't worry, you'll outlive us all.
"The Lifestyle That Got Away" by The High Stung
"The Luck You Got" by The High Strung
"In Your Neighborhood" by High Planes Drifters
"Fractured" by Swapmeet Shakedown
"Vireos Eye" by Future Islands
"Teenage Wishlist" by Soho3
"What I Said" by Alien Crime Syndicate
"If I Ask You Nicely" by Gomez
"We Wish You An Indy Christmas" by Extreme
"Life's A Party" by Tim Meyers
"Whistling Joe" by Bosshouse
"I Only Want To Be With You" by Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
"Mix" by Gomez
"Riding My Bike" by Soho3
"Colored Flying Bird" by High Planes Drifters
"Years" by Jesse B Marchant
"November Was White, December Was Grey" by Say Hi
Original International Air Dates:
United Kingdom: July 7, 2011 on More4
Germany: February 6, 2012 on FOX
Joan Cusack (Sheila) is credited as special guest star.