Shameless Season 2 Episode 11

Debbie: I think I'm depressed. I've been feeling kind of funky lately.
Carl: Means you're gonna get your period soon.
Debbie: It does?
Carl: Don't wear white for a while.

Carl: Mr. Sam at the pawn shop's a douche. Wouldn't trade me an iPad for a Ruger.
Debbie: No one's gonna let you have a gun, Carl.
Carl: Little Hank gets to have one.
Debbi: Because his dad hijacked a bunch of military cargo.

Steve: Your sister's driving me crazy. I don't know what it's gonna take for her to trust me. Again.
Lip: Can you blame her? You know, you have a whole other family. First, your name was Steve, then Jimmy. You know, you disappear to Brazil. Come back married. You know, it's kind of a tough way to build up trust.
Steve: I really am trustworthy, though.
Lip: Yeah, well, you're gonna have to do something bold to prove it.

Lip: Holy shit... they're still fucking?
Steve: Sometimes it's fighting. Can't really tell the difference.

Carl: I shot a duck!
Conrad: That's no duck. That's a bald eagle.

Debbie: It says there was a re-release program in the Michigan Peninsula. They let out ten bald eagles that had been raised in the Detroit Zoo into the wild.
Carl: And one of them came to me last night.
Kev: You know, there is something on his leg.
Debbie: That's a tracking device. That way, they can monitor where it nests.
Fiona: So, somebody knows that we have it?
Debbie: Probably.