Veronica: Wedding's not gonna work.
Fiona: What happened?
Veronica: Momma wants a real priest.
Debbie: Sheila said she'd make your wedding dress if you want.
Veronica: Oh, that's nice, but what good is a dress if I don't have a priest?
Debbie: You could hire an actor. Remember the guy who played Elmo at my birthday party?
Fiona: You remember that?
Debbie: He took his head off. It was traumatizing.