She Spies Season 1 Episode 11

D.D.: You spied on me?
Cassie: Well, we are spies.

Cassie: Careful is my middle name. Changed it from Lillian.
Shane: Good thinking.

Stanley: It's operetta, boss! I can stand anything but operetta!

Bardham: We need you to do us a favor.
D.D.: You need to do me one favor, and it involves Matt Damon, a jar of grape jelly, and a hot glue gun.

Jack: The camera has a motion detector. It got turned on whenever a guy came to the door.
Cassie: Just like cousin Judy.

D.D.: What exactly do you need, besides hairplugs?

Shane: Jack, we've got great news!
Cassie: D.D.'s no traitor. She's just a home wrecking pervert.

Cassie: What kind of friend has a cheap, trashy fling and doesn't tell us about it?

Cassie: I know D.D. and she's never lied to me. But I lie to her all the time. Actually, we have a great relationship.

Cassie: Well, that was way more interesting than last week's towel fight in a monastery.

Cassie: Linga is dumb.
Thug: Oh, a mute.
Cassie: No, just dumb.

Shane: Jack might not consider this staying out of it.
Cassie: Which is exactly why not telling him we're stealing the van and following D.D. was such a good idea.