Jack: As you all no doubt have heard, Governor MacNamara has been given his own television show. The network's about to shoot the first episode.
D.D.: First one's always a cheat. The rest of the series is never as good.
Shane: Yep. That's because they spend all their money on the first one.
Cassie: Put in lots of sex and action so they can fool you into thinking it's going to be like that every week.
D.D.: That is so sleazy.
Shane: I agree.
Jack: People... it's a talk show.